Mexican face cream

[UkPapaSmurf]

Semen moisturiser big in Mexico

A face moisturiser made out of semen has been launched in Mexico.

Porn star Lyn May, who is in her sixties, is behind the company producing the cream.

Mrs May swears that the Semen moisturizer is capable of erasing wrinkles and leaves skin soft.

She told Las Ultimas Noticias: "I select attractive young man and pay them for their semen that is mixed with honey and oats to create the moisturiser."


In the interest of helping the beautiful ladies here remain just as beautiful through the years , I am willing and able to do my part in moisturizing your faces

[mcdee]

wifes been wearing it for years never done her any harm

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So why doesn't every man have one hand softer than the other then?

[Shambles]

..semen that is mixed with honey and oats..

Have we discovered the ingredients of Kelloggs Nut Crunch

[GameKing]

Have we discovered the ingredients of Kelloggs Nut Crunch

fook me, I don`t fancy breakfast round your house mate I dread to think what your porridge is like

[mcdee]

shambles thats one scary pic mate :coffee:

[Andy]

the problem is, when you shoot ur load over ur ladies face, would it freak you out when she starts to rub it in?

[mcdee]

what about this? http://www.weirdspot.com/index.php/w...for_your_face/

[BertRoot]

what about this?

I had a mate who had a very severe case of piles operated on a few years back and we were picking him up post recovery for his first night out since and while getting ready and going to put after shave balm on his face he put on the pile cream they gave him in the hospital bt acident. Guy looked years younger and I tell you no word of a lie. Piss funny.

[Andy]

*imagines everyone going to get pile cream to look younger*

[BertRoot]

*imagines everyone going to get pile cream to look younger*

Wasn't the shit you get in Boots, something weapons grade from the hospital. Can't wait to see the thread. 'Bertroot ruined my boatrace'

[wiggi28]

So why doesn't every man have one hand softer than the other then?

will not soften hands but may cause shirnkage
as endorsed by jeremy beadle:thumbs

[mcdee]

:thumbs

[2die4]

*hahaha* what a f**king class thread !!! I'm pissing myself laughing reading it. Karma to you all !

[wiggi28]

i can see this one getting a little strange as people come home from the pub !