Penis trunk

[Robbo]

A man wants to have his penis enlarged so he goes to a specialist who recommends a new procedure of attaching an elephant trunk to the end of the penis.

The man goes for it and has a humongous penis.

One day, while eating dinner at his girlfriends, his penis reaches up from under the table,
grabs a bun and slides back down under the table.

The girlfriend is amazed. "That's incredible" she says, "Can you do it again?"

The man replies, "I'd love to, but I don't think my arse can handle another bun right now"

:cartman

[Shambles]

Tickled me, nice one

Havvabit.

[TwoPlAnKs]

no that was contrived and stupid

i would like to see anyone stick a severed elephants trunk onto their knob and for it to work well enough to jam a bun up their ass with it

i would also like to see this happen without the girl absoloutely freaking out and running away

[Shambles]

i would like to see anyone stick a severed elephants trunk onto their knob and for it to work well enough to jam a bun up their ass with it

i would also like to see this happen without the girl absoloutely freaking out and running away

So would I.

Any pics?

[TwoPlAnKs]

i knew someone would quote that

[BertRoot]

i would also like to see this happen

Funny fantasy you have there Planky.

Old old joke though.

[flumperino]

contrived or not, it's a good 'un

sure it's been posted before, but can't find it :whistle

...you'd be surprised by the number of times the word 'elephant' appears in a search of digital forums

[BertRoot]

...you'd be surprised by the number of times the word 'elephant' appears in a search of digital forums

You been rooting through CJs posts again?

[GameKing]

I first heard that one just after I left school (donkey`s years ago) yet I sill laughed, just goes to show, you can`t beat the old `uns

[Apocalypse]

classic bit of jokage there pal