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    Default one from the old jokes home

    expecting a HOSing for this poor attempt stolen from popbitch

    A man gets up one morning to find his wife
    already in the kitchen cooking.
    He looks to see what she's cooking, and sees
    one of his socks in the frying pan.

    "What are you doing?" he asks.
    "I'm doing what you asked me to do last night
    when you came to bed very drunk," she replied

    Completely puzzled, the man walks away
    thinking to himself, "I don't remember asking
    her to cook my sock..."

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    Default Re: one from the old jokes home

    Actually, that's not bad

    On reflection, it's quite cr*p

    Havvabit anyway dude


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    Default Re: one from the old jokes home

    that is the best joke i've heard in recent times, karma awarded!
    "The Net interprets censorship as damage and routes around it." - John Gilmore

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    Default Re: one from the old jokes home

    hahaha nice one, ....a little tip, don`t tell people you got the joke from somewhere else until people tell you it`s shite, then people think you`re great,............well that`s what they tell me :whistle

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    Default Re: one from the old jokes home

    A bit like this one

    Shooooooo-ryuken!

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    Default Re: one from the old jokes home

    Quote Originally Posted by flumperino
    A bit like this one

    BLINDING! Nice one Flumperino

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    Default Re: one from the old jokes home

    LOL, both of these are good...might have to pinch em for the gaming session this weekend! :thumbs
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    Default Re: one from the old jokes home

    LOL @ Both. K++.

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    Default Re: one from the old jokes home

    haha, liking both of those, dishing out some K for both ur efforts

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    Default Re: one from the old jokes home

    lol,, both class. lol. nicely does it
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