Because it's friday I have been recieving loads of funnies.... so I thought I'd share some of them:thumbs
Toward the end of the golf course, Roger somehow managed to hit his ball into
the woods, finding it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every
buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden...POOF!!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman
appeared.
She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those
buttercups? Just for that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for
the rest of your life; better still; you won't have any butter for your
toast for the rest of your life. As a matter of fact, you won't have any
butter for anything for the rest of your life!"
THEN, POOF....she was gone.
After Roger got hold of himself, he hollered for his friend, Fred.
"Fred, where are you?"
Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the pussy willows."
Roger yells back, "DON'T SWING, FRED!! For the love of God, DON'T SWING!!"
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Re: Bloody Mother Nature
not heard that one before
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