Out of Petrol
Little girl asked her Mom,
"Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
Mom says, "No, because the dog is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your Father.
I think he's in the garage."
Little girl goes to the garage and says,
"Dad, can I take Susie for a walk around the block.
I asked Mom but she said the dog was in heat,
and that I should ask you".
Dad said, "Bring Susie over here."
He took a rag, soaked it with petrol,
and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said,
"Ok, you can go now but keep Susie on the leash
and only go one time around the block."
Little girl left and returned a few minutes later
with no dog on the leash.
Dad said, "Where's Susie?"
Little girl said, "I think Susie ran out of petrol about
halfway down the block, and there's another
dog pushing her home."
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