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    Two Things I LOVE (NSFW)

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    I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am Perfect!!! :thumbup:

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    Leather furniture and cigarettes?
    IT people slash forward.

    Also, lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part....

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    Leather furniture and cigarettes?
    LMAO - Jesus! I cracked up at that 1...

    Good post mind!

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    Good stuff mate, the girl aint bad either.
    Romance.....its like sex, but without the handcuffs.

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    Default Re: Two Things I LOVE (NSFW)

    Dude :coffee: she can't be over 16

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    anyone you know?????????

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    Looks quite young. I aint saying owt like 'she'd get it' in case the Duke reveals she is in fact 12
    Quote Originally Posted by B.I.G
    As for snotty he will bring his ban up like he's a martyr now. I hope your aware of the beast you've probably created gunner.

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    Feck...I wish I was a packet of cigs... :whistle

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    Quote Originally Posted by doughboy
    Dude :coffee: she can't be over 16
    16's legal ahem

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    theduke pimping teens eh

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    I was unaware of her, I was too busy looking at the cigarettes.

    My mate sent it to me, I wouldn't want to be done for peddling teen porn
    I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am Perfect!!! :thumbup:

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    you expect us to believe that you didnt see a naked woman covering about 50% of the picture, instead you saw the tiny pack of cigarettes covering about 2% and not at one point did you look at the woman. Uhuh, right, yeah
    If you're a male, you would have noticed

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    If shes old enough to buy fags then she must be legal.


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    unless she was hanging around the shop door asking everyone who went in if they would buy fags for her

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    Who's yer m8, fukin Glitter? :nono

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    yea she does look quite young, i better get outta this thread b4 i get caught looking at prison material

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    Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie
    Who's yer m8, fukin Glitter? :nono
    :thumbs

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