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    Funny Some thoughts.....

    If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.


    (Hardly seems worth it.)

    ~~~


    If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

    (Now that's more like it!)


    ~~~

    The human heart creates enough pressure
    when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

    (O.M.G.!)


    ~~~

    A A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

    (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)


    ~~~

    A cockroach will live nine days without
    its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

    (I'm still not over the pig!)


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    Banging your head against a wall uses
    150 calories a hour

    (Don't try this at home,maybe at work)


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    The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

    ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")


    ~~~


    The flea can jump 350 times its body
    length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

    (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)


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    The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

    (What could be so tasty on the bottom of
    a pond?)


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    Some lions mate over 50 times a day.


    (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)


    ~~~


    Butterflies taste with their feet.

    (Something I always wanted to know.)


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    The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

    (Hmmmmmm......)


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    Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
    left-handed people.

    (If you're ambidextrous, do you split
    the difference?)


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    Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

    (okay, so that would be a good thing)


    ~~~

    A cat's urine glows under a black light.

    (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)


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    An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

    (I know some people like that.)


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    Starfish have no brains

    (I know some people like that too.)


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    Polar bears are left-handed.

    (If they switch, they'll live a lot
    longer)


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    Humans and dolphins are the only species
    that have sex for pleasure.

    (What about that pig??)

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    Default Re: Some thoughts.....

    ouch ouch ouch.

    these have been posted a few times before mate.



    :thumbs

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    Default Re: Some thoughts.....

    Did a lazy search under "polar" "dolphins" etc.

    The worst thing was, I got sent it by someone who emails some proper old shit, but despite this, I took the diabolical liberty of posting it in DF. It's not even very funny. What can I say, I fucked up

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    Default Re: Some thoughts.....

    lol....even I've seen these 10 times, and I can't even spell intrenet

    Shooooooo-ryuken!

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    Default Re: Some thoughts.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Roach-Rampino
    A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
    Is that when you go for a smoke and a brew,,,, lol. :tongue :thumbs :tongue

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