Fuckin next doors Mutt

[Sir Crapalot]

Fuckin local council have introduced recyling here.we get 3 bins,each emptied alternative weeks,fine for the fucking tree huggers,but most of us end up with bags of rubbish not fitting in its designated bin,thing is,next doors fuckin mutt rips mine leaving shit everywhere,any ideas how i should deal with the fucker without getting jailed???:grr: :nowords:

[ABCMan]

a dog repellent maybe (for legal uses) or maybe a fence.

or you could tie diablos up in your back garden

[flumperino]

or you could tie diablos up in your back garden

buhahahahahahaaa.......nice

[Sir Crapalot]

thinking about filling a sausage with valium,,,then putting it in the car and dropping it bout 100 miles away

[ABCMan]

thinking about filling a sausage with valium,,,then putting it in the car and dropping it bout 100 miles away

that would work too, but i still think the diablos solution is the answer to your problems, except of course youd end up with another bin liner full of buckie bottles

[Sir Crapalot]

lol,he seems too dry and witty for a buckie drinker

[4me2]

Move to Germany then .

heres something I posted over at Nforce a couple of days back:

When I first moved to Germany I only had one bin outside my house that got emptied once a week. When I left I had a whole row of them in different colours stood there like soldiers on parade.

1. for normal rubbish. (black)

2. One for old paper and cardboard . (blue)

3. One for waste food leftovers and garden waste that stank to hell and attracted rats and shit (in brown)

4. The yellow sack for yoghurt pots and the like.

These bins were now collected every two weeks ie 1+2 were collected one week and 3+4 the next. 1 on Tuesdays ,2 on Thursdays etc.
So to take away my half empty bins twice a week they had to send out the trucks twice a week. This to me means they are defeating the object of recycling because its costing more fuel and putting more exhaust emmission up to the Ozone layer.

For all this logic and recycling shit that Shroeder bought in to pacify the greens and hold his coalition together my Rates costs went up more six times the cost its was at ten years ago.

Still we have the problem with glass and empty bottles . You had to get in your car and drive these to a bottlebank in town.

The crowning glory was the Dosenpfand putting deposit on coke cans and tetra packs.

Youd buy yourself a couple of cans of beer on Saturday from your local supermarket with a deposit on them . Sunday that shop was closed so you go to a petrol station to get some fresh ones but they wont take your cans (empties) because they dont sell that brand.

What happens ? You end up with a cellar full of stinking empty cans because you just cant be arsed with all the drama of trying to take them back to get your deposit back.

Ok I can see the logic in deposit with crates of beer but Tetra packs and coke can FFS is just plain lunacy. But there again you cant really expect anything else from that fu9kwit Juergen Trttin can you ?

[Sir Crapalot]

Move to Germany then .

heres something I posted over at Nforce a couple of days back:

amazing,even the same coloured bins

[4me2]

amazing,even the same coloured bins

thats where the Eu constitution is taking us all. :nono

Hopefully the frogs will see sense.

[Sir Crapalot]

they even want us to wash out empty milk cartons tins etc,,,,,that would give said mutt fuckall to chomp.

[stuz]

Move to Germany then .

heres something I posted over at Nforce a couple of days back:

Damn, only the Germans huh?

[4me2]

they even want us to wash out empty milk cartons tins etc,,,,,that would give said mutt fuckall to chomp.

Fuc k that ! My mate used to empty out his hamster cage in his yellow sack.

[Epiphany]

when i first read this title it came across somewhat differently to what its really about. Thought this was a CJ thread

[diablos]

Fuc k that ! My mate used to empty out his hamster cage in his yellow sack.

could have been worse he could have emptied his sack in his hamster..

[Sir Crapalot]

when i first read this title it came across somewhat differently to what its really about. Thought this was a CJ thread

now i look at it your right,thank you.Anyone see that fuckin pvc clad nurse on big bro??made me burn 2 pepper steak pies i had in the oven:whistle

[jimbob2002]

when i first read this title it came across somewhat differently to what its really about. Thought this was a CJ thread

true!
K+

[Raptor]

My mate used to empty out his hamster using his yellow sack.

[cyprus]

So about this dog...

[4me2]

Germans have yellow sacks especially for recycling things ie Cans and plastic bottles etc are supposed to be put in them.

Because my mate was a lazy shit he just used to empty his hamster cage contents ,shit and all in it.

[BertRoot]

I never looked at this thread because I thought it was Crapalot on about his desire to fuck his next door neighbours poodle.