Sports Commentator Slip-ups
1. "Sure, there have been deaths in boxing, but none of them
serious."(Alan Minter)
2. "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this
morning and it was amazing ! " ... (Pat Glenn - weightlifting commentator)
3. "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside of
him." (New Zealand rugby commentator Murray Mexted)
4. "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother." ...
(Ted Walsh horse racing commentator)
5. "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my
body."(Winston Bennett)
6. "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind
it,which is identical." ... (Murray Walker - F1 racing commentator)
7. "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my father and mother." (Greg Norman)
8. "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the
same thing again." (Terry Venables)
9. "I would not say that David Ginola is the best left winger in
the Premiership, but there are none better." (Ron Atkinson)
10. "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox
of the Oxford crew." (Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977)
11. "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven
Dicks on the field" (Metro Radio)
12. "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seems to hang in
the air for even longer." (David Acfield)
13. "What will you do when you leave football, Jack. Will you stay
in football?" (Stuart Hall - Radio 5 live)
14."And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his
legs and showing his class." (David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics)
15. "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well
is that before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them....Oh
my God! What have I just said?!!!" (US PGA Commentator)
16. "For those of you who are watching in black and white, the
blue is behind the brown." (Ted Lowe, Snooker commentator)
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Originally Posted by BadlyDrawnBh
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