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    A extremly dangerous inmate of a mental institution (in for various sexual offences) escaped from the hospital. While on the run, he manages to break into a dry-cleaning factory to hide from his pursuers.

    The following morning, while he is still keeping low, the workers of the dry-cleaners arrive. Unfortunately for our escapee and for the workers, they are all female and he cannot control his pent-up urges. He goes mad in a frenzy of sexual assault before fleeing to escape the police.

    The headlines in the newspaper the following day read:-
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    "NUT SCREWS WASHERS AND BOLTS"

    Call me a Cab, I'll get me coat. . . :tongue


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    Default Re: Joke - Kind of

    ahem ... :/

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    Default Re: Joke - Kind of

    i coat is handy, ive heard its quite cold in the HOS 2day

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    Default Re: Joke - Kind of

    is it just me or is the spoiler not showing anything???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Epiphany
    is it just me or is the spoiler not showing anything???
    Just what i was thinking :nowords:
    All sweeping statements are wrong.

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    dont forget your coat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Epiphany
    is it just me or is the spoiler not showing anything???
    the 'punchline'

    "NUT SCREWS WASHERS AND BOLTS"

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