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    Default In Heaven.

    Bob and Earl were two fishermen who lived for their sport, they fished at every opportunity and watched all the fishing shows on television.They pored over every magazine article on fishing and discussed tactics on how to win the major fishing competitions.They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was fishing in heaven.One summer night, Bob passed away in his sleep after coming in from a big day out fishing.He had a good day and so he died happy.A few nights later, his buddy Earl awoke to the sound of Bob's voice coming from beyond."Bob, is that you? Earl exclaimed.'This is unbelievable!so tell me, is there fishing in heaven?' 'Well, I have some good news and some bad news for you, which do you want first?' 'Tell me the good news first,'.'The good news is that yes, there is fishing in heaven,'
    'Oh, that is wonderful! so what could possibly be the bad news?'..You're coming out fishing with me tomorrow night...
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    Default Re: In Heaven.

    that is quite funny lol

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    haha, pmsl

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