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    Funny Tom Cruise squirted

    this is the clip of Tom Cruise getting squirted by a man holding a water pistol in the shape of a microphone, apparently it was for a new channel 4 comedy show.
    squirty

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    Default Re: Tom Cruise squirted

    good find gk , got to admire cruise he stayed so fukin cool he made those guys look pathetic , can you imagine if they did that to two jags

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    Default Re: Tom Cruise squirted

    Quote Originally Posted by mcdee
    good find gk , got to admire cruise he stayed so fukin cool he made those guys look pathetic , can you imagine if they did that to two jags
    yeah he`d have gone apeshit but your right respect for the man

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    Default Re: Tom Cruise squirted

    just see it on the news lol.

    "im here giving you an interview, your a jerk" buahahah

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    Default Re: Tom Cruise squirted

    His under-reaction was brilliant, Cruise just went up a lot in my opinion.
    No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...

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    Fair play to him - the way he grabbed the blokes hand sop he couldn't walk away and have a damn good ticking off lol - all it needed was a wagging finger and I reckon the guy would have been in tears

    Nice one GK mate

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    Default Re: Tom Cruise squirted

    see 4 blokes got nicked for it lol

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    Default Re: Tom Cruise squirted

    Thought his reaction was shite meself.

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    Default Re: Tom Cruise squirted

    I read that he reacted like that, but seeing it, that was pure class. How he kept that calm I don't know - didn't even swear. Big respect for that.

    Can't see that one making the show

    Shooooooo-ryuken!

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    Default Re: Tom Cruise squirted

    The same lot done it to Sharon Osbourne aswell i heard - also for their show.

    She ran in to the hotel and filled up a champagne bucket with water and threw it over the camaraman allegedly.

    Not half as entertaining as the Dennis Pennis one's or the show on MTV with the little kid belittling the stars. They were class

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    Default Re: Tom Cruise squirted

    Fair play to him, mind you I was waiting for him to knock the guys head off after he called him a jerk. That woulda been priceless!!

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    pwned

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    Default Re: Tom Cruise squirted

    Quote Originally Posted by AxE
    Thought his reaction was shite meself.
    why?

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    Default Re: Tom Cruise squirted

    Quote Originally Posted by mcdee
    good find gk , got to admire cruise he stayed so fukin cool he made those guys look pathetic
    Yeah but suppose he could have had abit of a laugh about it too?
    Gunny

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    Default Re: Tom Cruise squirted

    Quote Originally Posted by AxE
    Thought his reaction was shite meself.
    Erm...

    So, you wanted him to get violent or really get annoyed at the bloke? At a big-scale movie premier... with lots of fans... lots of press... lots of attention. I dont really think so, hes a decent bloke and channel 4 are complete and utter wankers.

    I think he handled the situation and reacted pretty well.

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    buwahahaha, that was top class, cruise reacted great, made that silly C4 presenter look like a bit of a numpty if u ask me

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    Default Re: Tom Cruise squirted

    got to admire how calm and collected he stayed

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    Default Re: Tom Cruise squirted

    Fantastic use of the word 'Jerk' lmfao! The guy's mates will probably never ever let him forget that moment!

    As for the TV show, I hope this wasn't the first time they pulled this stunt, if it was they will have to find antoher sketch to fill the 'Squirt gag' each week now lol. I mean come on, who actually thought this would be a good idea. One of them will get a whack then sue the star..... Quick get Johnny Vaughn!
    We all make mistakes sometimes

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    UK version of Punk'd im thinking... pretty shite so far. Get back to us when you have something original Channel 4. Something that isnt as low budget as a fucking water pistol.

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    Default Re: Tom Cruise squirted

    Quote Originally Posted by Crags
    all it needed was a wagging finger and I reckon the guy would have been in tears
    Is it me or when he turns away right at the end he is crying a little?:nowords:

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