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    Default poor poor joke

    mate told me this one last night...
    along with groaning and revulsion there was a little chuckle..
    so here goes....


    bloke 1 : I think my dog is gay
    bloke 2 : whys that ?
    bloke 1 : his cock always taste of shit

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    ah man... :nono....

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    urgh! thats disgusting

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    Default Re: poor poor joke

    Ba Jesus thats bad.......did he tell u it as a joke or was he trying to tell u something?
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    Brilliant!!!!!! LMAO!!!

    I know similar but probably get banned for putting it here..

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    Quote Originally Posted by daz73
    Brilliant!!!!!! LMAO!!!

    I know similar but probably get banned for putting it here..
    does it involve knowing your sister is on the blob cos your dads cock tastes of blood?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbob2002
    does it involve knowing your sister is on the blob cos your dads cock tastes of blood?
    .... :coffee:

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    Default Re: poor poor joke

    This thread is crying out to be HOS'd

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    Quote Originally Posted by xdir
    This thread is crying out to be HOS'd
    but did it make you laugh or groan...
    sometime an awfuly bad joke is just as funny as a good one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbob2002
    does it involve knowing your sister is on the blob cos your dads cock tastes of blood?
    Quote Originally Posted by Spencer_y89
    .... :coffee:
    Dont worry, I'm not speaking from experience, just quoting an old joke that starts: How do you know when your sister is on the blob.

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    \o/ nice

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