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    Default raped by a dyson

    made me laugh anyway http://www.ubersite.com/m/64735

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    Default Re: raped by a dyson

    people go too far creating excuses these days.. ;X

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    Default Re: raped by a dyson

    lol, this guy/person has far too much to say for himself

    "Loser"

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    Default Re: raped by a dyson

    lol, well funny

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    Default Re: raped by a dyson

    For at this point, I was almost raped by a dyson.

    If I needed any further clarification that inserting anything up my ass was not going to be a suitable lifestyle choice then this was it.

    In hindsight, the lack of lubricant, and my heterosexuality saved me.
    IT people slash forward.

    Also, lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part....

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    Default Re: raped by a dyson

    that is pure class lol.

    :thumbs

    thanx for sharing... and i hope your now feeling better after the attack :tongue

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    Default Re: raped by a dyson

    hahaha

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    Default Re: raped by a dyson

    man-made materials were no defence for this custom-built ass raping machine masquerading as a household appliance

    PMSL

    Thats so funny

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    Default Re: raped by a dyson

    Reminds me of an episode of "Game On".

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    Default Re: raped by a dyson

    lol, thats rather funny

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    very good

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