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    - Where is East Angular, is it abroad?
    - Rio de Janeiro - that's a person
    - Saddam Hussein - that's a boxer
    - A ferret is a bird
    - I had my first birthday when I was one
    - Who is heinzstein?
    - Mother Theresa is from Germany
    - Sherlock Holmes invented toilets
    - The Union Jack is for all of us, but the St. George is just for London, isn't it?
    - I knew Lynne was from Aberdeen, but I didn't realise Aberdeen was in Scotland
    - What's a sparagus? Do you grow it?
    - I am intelligent, but I let myself down because I can't speak properly or spell
    - To PJ after he revealed he knew someone who kept pet peacocks: You see those things... don't think I'm being daft... but them things that look like eyes, are they their real eyes?
    - Jonny, I'm not being tictactical in here
    - They were trying to use me as an escape goat
    - Do they speak Portuganese in Portugal? I thought Portugal was in Spain

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    Default Re: JAde Goody Quotes

    Quote Originally Posted by xdir
    - Sherlock Holmes invented toilets
    No shit, sherlock

    She's a rum bird she is.


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    Default Re: JAde Goody Quotes

    You forgot an oldie...

    "Am i mingin?" Yes you ugly fake chested fat cow.

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    Default Re: JAde Goody Quotes

    Quote Originally Posted by xdir
    - I had my first birthday when I was one

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