Little Johnny

[the_wizzard]

Little Johnny

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A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.

When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time.

She was reluctant to call upon little Johnny, since he was sometimes a bit crude. But eventually his turn came.

Little Johnny walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, and then sat back down.

The teacher couldn't figure out what Johnny had in mind for his report on "something exciting," so she asked him just what that was. "It's a period," reported Johnny.

"Well I can see that," she said, "but what is so exciting about a period?"

"Damned if I know," said Johnny, "but this morning my sister said she missed one.... then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the guy next door shot himself!"

[Shambles]

I dunno why, but

Good one. S'pose I was in the mood

[Eric]

My god not this one again

http://s105883597.websitehome.co.uk/...ighlight=jONNY

cya

[Shambles]

My god not this one again

But that was posted before you and me joined. How the fuck are folk expected to keep track of posts made in Oct 2002 before they joined?

[Eric]

But itwas posted AFTER the original poster joined. And I have seen it on here before, maybe a different search will locate it.

[Fusen]

But that was posted before you and me joined. How the fuck are folk expected to keep track of posts made in Oct 2002 before they joined?

Search?

[the_wizzard]

But itwas posted AFTER the original poster joined. And I have seen it on here before, maybe a different search will locate it.

fookin hell m8 do you research all stuff posted with your time on the net?? get a life.

there are lot's of diff jokes titled "little johnny" if you was a older member i would feel a bit a bit stupid but to be as new as you and digging up stuff from the past??


get a life ffs!!

[Eric]

fookin hell m8 do you research all stuff posted with your time on the net ??

Never done a search before till I seen you're post earlier m8, but I have seen the joke posted before so what's the problem with trying the search option for ONCE.

[QUOTE=the_wizzard]there are lot's of diff jokes titled "little johnny" if you was a older member i would feel a bit a bit stupid but to be as new as you and digging up stuff from the past??

Well, as you are an older member you must have seen it posted before then, cos it took 2 mins to find it, and I ain't gonna get into silly arguments about it. And as for digging things up from the past. No comment

[QUOTE=the_wizzard]get a life ffs!!

Well if you ain't heard that joke before, then I think somebody else needs to get a life. FFS

[the_wizzard]

[QUOTE=Eric]Never done a search before till I seen you're post earlier m8, but I have seen the joke posted before so what's the problem with trying the search option for ONCE.

[QUOTE=the_wizzard]there are lot's of diff jokes titled "little johnny" if you was a older member i would feel a bit a bit stupid but to be as new as you and digging up stuff from the past??

Well, as you are an older member you must have seen it posted before then, cos it took 2 mins to find it, and I ain't gonna get into silly arguments about it. And as for digging things up from the past. No comment

get a life ffs!!

Well if you ain't heard that joke before, then I think somebody else needs to get a life. FFS

i see somthing or hear it and have not before i will post it if i think its funny or usefull and i had not heard that joke before. i rarely read the joke section i mostly post there. but for you as a new member to read it then search for it to see if its been done before seems a bit lame to me m8?

[Eric]

[QUOTE=the_wizzard]

but for you as a new member to read it then search for it to see if its been done before seems a bit lame to me m8?

I didn't read it and then search to see IF it had been done, I knew I had seen it somewhere before that is all. And I just cannot believe you are causing such an issue over the fact that you posted a VERY old joke.

Life goes on. ......... Get out more and look for new jokes

[the_wizzard]

[QUOTE=Eric]

I didn't read it and then search to see IF it had been done, I knew I had seen it somewhere before that is all. And I just cannot believe you are causing such an issue over the fact that you posted a VERY old joke.

Life goes on. ......... Get out more and look for new jokes

fook you! trying to turn it around you are the one making it a issue and i think you need to get out more.



it was a joke ffs! if you had heard it before fine. i had not. fact is you searched for it on here to prove what?? many things are recycled here and many forums so what!

My god not this one again

http://s105883597.websitehome.co.uk...highlight=jONNY

again? you where not a member when first posted. so why search for it? what you looking for?

like i said get a life

[GameKing]

oh this is priceless, a joke is posted(which was average, not great not poor) and someone who has never posted a joke in here says he has seen it before (even though it was posted almost three years ago and he has been a member for nine months) :nowords:
IMHO anything posted over two years previously should be not counted as a re-post.
P.S I`d not heard the joke before wizzard

[marcode]

generally unless it was posted within the last year (not that i really check, if somone posts a link to the previous one i hos it anyway..) its not really an issue... as long as its good.

and that was fookin hilarious lol

[ABCMan]

that was fookin hilarious lol

agreed
:thumbs

[$wish]

generally unless it was posted within the last year (not that i really check, if somone posts a link to the previous one i hos it anyway..) its not really an issue... as long as its good.

and that was fookin hilarious lol

agreed
:thumbs

a higher power has spoken, now Eric you moody cunt, fuck off

[ABCMan]

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment
to find out about something exciting and relate
it to the class the next day. When the time came
for the little kids to give their reports, the
teacher was calling on them one at a time.

Eventually little Johnny's turn came. Little
Johnny walked up to the front of the class, and
with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on
the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the
teacher couldn't figure out what Johnny had in
mind for his report, so she asked him just what
that was.

"It's a period," reported Johnny.

"Well I can see that," she said, "but what is so
exciting about a period."

"Damned if I know," said Johnny, "but this morning
my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a
heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next
door shot himself."

hmm thats why i found it funny, i posted the flipping thing

[Eric]

a higher power has spoken, now Eric you moody cunt, fuck off

My god, todays kids are so aggressive aren't they. Usually wirh all their m8s.
But in this case playing it safe after all the admins have posted

Never mind, one day you will have an opinion of you're own and maybe brave enough to post what you think and not just jump on the band wagon !!

[$wish]

My god, todays kids are so aggressive aren't they. Usually wirh all their m8s.
But in this case playing it safe after all the admins have posted

Never mind, one day you will have an opinion of you're own and maybe brave enough to post what you think and not just jump on the band wagon !!

buahaha i hate the bloody bandwaggon

but im just here to do the admins dirty work, like telling you to stop being a nasty git and smiling a little

[marcode]

buahaha i hate the bloody bandwaggon

but im just here to do the admins dirty work, like telling you to stop being a nasty git and smiling a little

shut up please.

personal insults arent tolerated and telling somone to fuck off after having no previous involvement in the thread is not really appropriate.

thin ice $wish.... dont give me a reason to ban you

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