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    Default Re: Ur Mobile Pics....

    I can believe you posted that flan.

    Don't get the 'Hard as Nails' and the Anusol mixed up.

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    Default Re: Ur Mobile Pics....

    Quote Originally Posted by flanflinger View Post
    well seeing as no one has posted since october its only fair that I take this thread to the realms of nastyness... heres a picci of my arse after my first application of farmer giles cream

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    think I might go to the hos for this
    I like! How much?

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    Quote Originally Posted by flanflinger View Post
    well seeing as no one has posted since october its only fair that I take this thread to the realms of nastyness... heres a picci of my arse after my first application of farmer giles cream

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    think I might go to the hos for this

    Bad Crack!

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    Default Re: Ur Mobile Pics....

    duckin hell, not what i needed to see after a friday lunchtime, especially as I am at work... (ah well being the boss has it privilages, let some cunt try and do me for porn on me pc !!!)
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    Feck, my yoghurt doesn't taste too good now.
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    Default Re: Ur Mobile Pics....

    does yoghurt work on bum grapes?
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    Default Re: Ur Mobile Pics....

    Quote Originally Posted by flanflinger View Post
    does yoghurt work on bum grapes?
    Only greek yoghurt mate.


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    is that code for manfat?
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    Default Re: Ur Mobile Pics....

    Have a look at the Ancient Cultures section on this page


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    lol... no need to the giles has shrunk somewhat with lashings and lashings of anusol... I can actually sit now so I only had 6 days of discomfort... but cheers for the heads up lol

    and oh my lord WTF is that link about I dont partake in penis's up the rectum... well I would it depends on how many thousands of £'s are in the equasion lol
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    Default Re: Ur Mobile Pics....

    Quote Originally Posted by flanflinger View Post
    I am

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    and if you carry on squeezing like that the piles will get bigger
    ohh and that don't look like farmer giles cream to me just looks like a male cream pie lol
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    Default Re: Ur Mobile Pics....

    shit forgot to say if you were a rent boy you could always charge extra for a bumpy ride

    yeeeeee hahhhhhhhhhhhhh
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    ha ha ha filthy buggers..
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    sorry for double post... have some random imags from me

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    boss discussing the finer points of traffic law with friendly copper... cost him £30.00

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    Nice pics of your cat FlanFlinger. I didn't realise we could post pics of our pussies without being branded 'soft'. In that case...behold Tamba!
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    Its not just fingers. He will lick cream off any fleshy protuberance.


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    A Nice shot of a pumpkin I took. I cut it open hoping to see the Virgin Mary cast in pips...needless to say I was disappointed.

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    cool moggie

    pitty bout the dodgy pumpkin thing
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    Checj DJAd with all comms running in the bunker!



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    Quote Originally Posted by flanflinger View Post
    pitty bout the dodgy pumpkin thing
    You are speaking of the pumpkin I love you cad!
    Good day to you sir!!!

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    Fancy not having a private reg, cheap skate!

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