Ur Mobile Pics....20/10/07

[Robbo]

Here's a couple of Denise Van outen looking hot on This Morning. Would love to rattle her and hang out the back of her

[Andy]

My Little bro's infected eye mm nice!! - k750i with light on and macro mode on

You wont like me me when im mad, grrrr!

[bugmonsta]

Originally Posted by Roach-Rampino

I can't see the face, but she's got a good body. You should get in there mate...or have you already??

The body is the best bit - trust me! Although I do tend to drop paper around the office so she has to bend... I mean work hard!

[Roach-Rampino]

The body is the best bit - trust me! Although I do tend to drop paper around the office so she has to bend... I mean work hard!

I'm not being funny Bug, but she must want someone in your office to bend her over the desk and screw her brains out. You don't dress like that to empty rubbish bins and push round a Henry. Get in early(or stay late), strike up a conversation and then get a porn mag out of your drawer, open it up and say "do you like this sort of thing?" whilst looking her up and down and licking your lips. It can go one of 2 ways, porn fantasy office sex :thumbs or P-45 :|

Let me know how you get on.

[wtaylor]

I'm not being funny Bug, but she must want someone in your office to bend her over the desk and screw her brains out. You don't dress like that to empty rubbish bins and push round a Henry. Get in early(or stay late), strike up a conversation and then get a porn mag out of your drawer, open it up and say "do you like this sort of thing?" whilst looking her up and down and licking your lips. It can go one of 2 ways, porn fantasy office sex :thumbs or P-45 :|

Let me know how you get on.

U have done that sort of thing before...did it work for u?

I cant do that here coz our cleaner is about 50 and rough as a bears arse, although there is a cheeky little one down stairs (rubbing hands together) :whistle

[Roach-Rampino]

I cant do that here coz our cleaner is about 50 and rough as a bears arse, although there is a cheeky little one down stairs (rubbing hands together) :whistle

Now you're being fussy WT, just do the w8nkmag routine with the 50 year old, close you eyes and bang away. Put it down as experience. Anyway I've seen the pics of the bird you rumped on holiday(you've got AJ to thank for that)....I take it she was down as "experience" too

[wtaylor]

See thats all a lie, it was her mate i had, now she was an oil painting (ahem)

[Roach-Rampino]

See thats all a lie, it was her mate i had, now she was an oil painting (ahem)

I know, I just saw the pics. Judging by the state you were in she probably looked gorgeous at the time But sober maybe things were a little different?


(TOTALLY NSFW!!!!!)

Spoiler:

[chubblies]

Fuck me, now THAT IS a camels toe:coffee:

[ss30]

Why do I see a red x in a box

[Roach-Rampino]

Why do I see a red x in a box

You have to really want to see it....then it appears

[bugmonsta]

Why do I see a red x in a box

The picture is not loading - try wanking harder!

I'm not being funny Bug, but she must want someone in your office to bend her over the desk and screw her brains out. You don't dress like that to empty rubbish bins and push round a Henry. Get in early(or stay late), strike up a conversation and then get a porn mag out of your drawer, open it up and say "do you like this sort of thing?" whilst looking her up and down and licking your lips. It can go one of 2 ways, porn fantasy office sex :thumbs or P-45 :|

She's not my cup of tea.... although if I take her doggy I can lean a porn mag on the back of her head.... :nowords:

[Andy]

I know, I just saw the pics. Judging by the state you were in she probably looked gorgeous at the time But sober maybe things were a little different?


(TOTALLY NSFW!!!!!)

Spoiler:

NO NO NO NO NO!!!! :nono

*gouges eyes out*

[Roach-Rampino]

NO NO NO NO NO!!!! :nono

*gouges eyes out*

Ah the old "no,no,no" smokescreen. Sorry Andy, I realise it must be upsetting to see her again after she broke your heart. Face it, you weren't good enough for her, she had needs and you couldn't satisfy them

[Andy]

Ah the old "no,no,no" smokescreen. Sorry Andy, I realise it must be upsetting to see her again after she broke your heart. Face it, you weren't good enough for her, she had needs and you couldn't satisfy them

Yeah mate, she was the one that got away

Given her size tho, she aint gettin away from much of anythin too fast

[wtaylor]

OMG here comes my dinner in reverse :nono

[ss30]

See it now, wish I had not now I'm blind.

[Robbo]

I bet you the fat bitch swallows though... :coffee:

[jimbob2002]

I bet you the fat bitch swallows though... :coffee:

are you referring to whole uncooked chickens?

[Roach-Rampino]

I bet you the fat bitch swallows though... :coffee:

That's what got her into that state...she swallows anything and everything