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    What do you mean cheapskate, do you know how much spit i gotta wash off that car everyday.
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    met a fit 19 yr old black stripper in a strip club on saturday.
    got her number and took her out on boxing day.
    ended up going clubbing and she got pissed.
    turns out when shes pissed and horny she likes to scratch and bite.
    I dont mind it a bit rough sex but this girl is mental, I am still in pain now.
    Great sex but the biting puts me off, and she kept trying to finger my arse.





    just one example of my scratch/bite wounds on my chest, there are lots more everywhere!!

    Last edited by jimbob2002; 28th December 2006 at 08:56 AM.

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    lol brilliant !

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    Who is the guy on the phone, I recognise him

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    Quote Originally Posted by AJ_007 View Post



    try again

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    Nice one Mate.....hope you wore a jacket!!
    "God is a comedian, playing to an audience who are too afraid to laugh...."

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    Quote Originally Posted by FireBlade View Post
    Fish of doom!
    Nice mullet

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    Spanish Butchers all Legs of pigs cooked then left to lie around really nasty.


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    I saw this on the telly last night and I immediately thought of you guys.


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    Its the guy on the Phone in the top pic!

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    I reconise him from somewhere, drink in Maghull ?

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    Last night.


    This morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marcode View Post

    statue bloke

    Right im sorry to bring a post that was done 18 months a go up but i was just looking though some of the mobile pics (bored in work) and dont ya think this guy looks like Frank Skinner?


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    Here is some more.

    A pic of a random shelf in an off licence in Gibraltar check the price for Brandy £2.50 for a litre Vladivar £3.95


    Russian Cannon from the Crimean war


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    Wow! You can buy a black bush in Gibraltar for 10 quid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bt2k1 View Post
    Right im sorry to bring a post that was done 18 months a go up but i was just looking though some of the mobile pics (bored in work) and dont ya think this guy looks like Frank Skinner?

    No. Do i have to stare at it for 30 seconds then look at a blank wall or something for it to work?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy Poobar View Post
    Wow! You can buy a black bush in Gibraltar for 10 quid.

    and what a lovely drink it is...I think its somewhere in the region of £20-25 here. Mr Blade, how much for a litre of JD?

    Also, when are you next driving over towards Wales (with a boot full of contraband )
    Recent Mac convert...

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    Quote Originally Posted by FireBlade View Post
    I saw this on the telly last night and I immediately thought of you guys.

    so u must watch the alternative channel a lot with the lights off (cough cough)
    were u a lone or in someone else's hand

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    Recent weeken in London, saw a posh old man (traditional) stylie pub with this sign outside....immediately thought of AJ and sent it to him! hehe!


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    Default Re: Ur Mobile Pics....

    Forgot i had this pic just been looking through my pictures....
    This is out of Primark in Manchester, its a way for theives can try their tights on the head and see what they look like in the mirror.

    Thought it was a bit strange....good to see the shops are providing this facility!


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