Worst Footballer Ever ?

[DB]

I'm interested to see who is the WORST footballer you've had the pain of watching for your club.

I'll start, the worst ive seen is Milton Nunez

4'10" tall and absolute shite. Seen him play in this only first team start i think.
Then a reserve player for a very short time before disappearing into a divot. :censored

Im sure someone can beat that. :thumbs

[Andy]

Robert Earnshaw.

Pintsized no skill muppet.

[DrunkenSteve]

Andy Smith - signed on loan scored one goal, Bobby Williamson paid Dumfermline £150000 for him did he score again? did he fuck.

Punted him to some Scottish division 2 team (Raith Rovers I think) and to cap it all subsidised part of his wages for that season.

Used to feel physically sick every time it was announced he was playing because as well as being unable to score in a barrel of fannies he had the touch of a hippo and the turning circle of an elephant and we usually got humped seeing as our main goal threat was this pathetic excuse for a player.

Fucking useless big eared cunt.

Another one would be Mike Jeffrey who scored twice with the reputation of a target man after playing in Holland, think they meant being the target man for abuse cos it certainly wasn't football ability, but at least one of his goals got us to a semi final and not rescue a point against hibs at easter road on boxing day

[Lighty]

Eric Djemba Djemba

[pratman]

think this has been done before, i put my vote forward for william prunier lol, cantonas mate who was a bag of shite

[Tattooed Freak]

Carlton Palmer, what a useless c@nt. When we sold David Batty and signed that plank I wanted to cry.

[jimbob2002]

Frank strandli
Wilko bought him back in the early 90's from a swedish or norwegian team.
Word on the street is that a leeds scout saw him play a game once and the lad had the game of his life, a proper golden game like none he'd played b4.
The scout got excited when he found out how cheap we get him for and b4 you know it the fat useless cunt is pulling on a leeds shirt and playing in the english top flight running around like a headless chicken.

[Shambles]

Massimo Taibi. Useless fucker.

[Yorkshire Bantam]

Lee Sharpe

[daz73]

Eric Djemba Djemba

Dunno m8, Kleberson is a waste of time

[Snotty]

Wayne Rooney - useless fat bastard!!!

[Snotty]

Dunno m8, Kleberson is a waste of time

I'd have thought Taibi would go straight down as 1st on your list :coffee:

[daz73]

Wayne Rooney - useless fat bastard!!!

Very talented young scouser!!! Shame he was just TOO big to stay a blue!!!

[dave208]

Eric Djemba Djemba

not sure about that. some of his performances in his first handful of games showed quite a bit of promise, then he decided to fuck the promise off and dedicate himself to improving his ability to pass to the other team.

im gonna have to go with william prunier too. he played in that 4-1 batterin by spurs on new years day a while back.. he was so shite i had no other choice but to blame the entire perfomance on his inclusion. then following le french cunt it'd probably be either taibi or ricardo

[CzarJunkie]

We've had a few at Leeds, but I'd have to say that Peter Barnes was the worst for me. Biggest cunt I've ever seen in a white shirt.

That cunt Brolin was shite too. Saw the fat fucker at Wimbeldon the other week. I had to laugh as the crane manouvered the fat cunt into the freinds and family box. Cunt needed 3 seats for his arse and an extra one for the bucket of strawberries and spunk he was tucking into. Fat bastard.

[DB]

We've had a few at Leeds, but I'd have to say that Peter Barnes was the worst for me. Biggest cunt I've ever seen in a white shirt.

That cunt Brolin was shite too. Saw the fat fucker at Wimbeldon the other week. I had to laugh as the crane manouvered the fat cunt into the freinds and family box. Cunt needed 3 seats for his arse and an extra one for the bucket of strawberries and spunk he was tucking into. Fat bastard.

LMFAO Quality m8

[Clubber Lang]

Eric Djemba Djemba

Add Kleberson to that and Bellion while you're there.

Have to agree with Prunier the bald (unt too.

[Shambles]

Add Kleberson to that and Bellion while you're there.

Earlier I nominated Massimo, but the more I remember the more I reckon the Djemba twins are high on the list. :grr:

[novaman]

take a look at this

http://newswww.bbc.net.uk/sport1/hi/...em/2902411.stm

anyone else remember that tackle by Boogers?

[Shotgunjim]

Jason Dozzell closely followed by Justin Edinbrough.