Perfect Man & Perfect Woman
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect
courtship, they had a
perfect wedding.
Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their
perfect car along a
winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.
Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
disappoint any children on
the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into
their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions
deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident. Only
one of them
survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?
(Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it)
Answer:
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the
first place. Everyone
knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.****
**** Men keep reading. ****
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been
driving. This
explains why there was a car accident.
By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates
another point: Women
never listen!
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