Newsflash

[Robbo]

Traffic Chaos





Commuters to Glasgow city centre this morning are experiecing more than
usual serious traffic delays on Kingston Bridge due thousands of young men
wearing green and white football tops waiting in line to jump off the
bridge. Strathclyde Police claim to have the situation under control and
have relocated more than half of them to the Erskine Bridge where several
thousand more are patiently waiting their turn to launch themselves into
the River Clyde.









Aircraft Diverted





A plane carrying Celtic football team and officials from Slovakia to
Glasgow Airport last night was requested by the team's manager to land at
Lourdes in France. The pilot indicated the unusual request had something
to do with the officials desperate plea for a magnanimous miracle.









Champions Loss





Celtic chairman Brian Quinn announced last night the financial
implications of not qualifying for the Champions League this season could
be catastrophic, but on a brighter note said the financial loss could be
offset by releasing a video of their last two competitive games, to go on
sale to residents on the south side of Glasgow.








Dinner Date





Celtic Supporters Association spokesman announced this morning to
re-schedule their planned end of season Dinner Dance to 20th August 2005.








Nip in the Air





Japanese super star Shunsuke Nakamura is reported to be on a flight to
Glasgow and has contacted his legal advisers with regard to examining the
small print of his contract to explore the clarification of the
''Champions League Football'' clause in his deal, and examine the
possibility of cancelling his contract.





Thanks Mate





Daily Record columnist Tam Cowan phoned Celtic new signing Mo Camara last
night to personally thank him for supplying him with ''enough material to
last till the end of the season.''


Robbo
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[toonarmynufc]

its not that funny but getting stuffed 5 nil wont go down very will with the celtic supporters .it will with the gers .its a canny start 4 the new manager lol

[DB]

lmfao quality m8

Think it would have fitted better in the old firm forum though :whistle

[Robbo]

lmfao quality m8

Think it would have fitted better in the old firm forum though :whistle

Sound m8, I'm a Villa fan m8, and the old firm part is between those 2 teams. Which by the way are both shite when it comes to European Football.

[mcdee]

and villa have achieved what mate :whistle

[DB]

Sound m8, I'm a Villa fan m8, and the old firm part is between those 2 teams. Which by the way are both shite when it comes to European Football.

ohh dear, youve just started a shit storm :whistle

[Robbo]

and villa have achieved what mate :whistle

Well for a start the European cup 1982 (Same as the champions league now) and 7 FA cups. 4 league cups and.....hold on a min that will do

[jimbob2002]

Well for a start the European cup 1982 (Same as the champions league now) and 7 FA cups. 4 league cups and.....hold on a min that will do

no it wont do - 7 fa cups and 4 league cups are not eurpoean trophys.

how many domestice trophys do you think the old firm have won for fuck sake.
Rangers alone have won 51 league championships (52 next year).

and if you are gonna drag up the past for European trophies, then I think you'll find that both Rangers and Celtic have won European trophies too.

But while we live in the present, what euro competition are Villa in this year? Or indeed what euro competitions have they been in for the last ten years?

[DrunkenSteve]

Sound m8, I'm a Villa fan m8, and the old firm part is between those 2 teams. Which by the way are both shite when it comes to European Football.

Other teams supporters post in there too, we just get bogged down by all the shit stirring between rangers and celtic and all the glory hunters that pop in and out when their side is winning leagues.

[maltloaf]

moved

[mcdee]

if you want the specifics... league wins = 51..scottish cups = 31...league cups = 24...european cup winners cup = 1 :tongue oh and 41000 season tickets so for this season :whistle