The gender of non-living things (from a female point of view)

[Pongo]

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender;


For example...

1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while
to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the
right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are
pushed.

3) Tyre -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have
to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) Web Page -- Female, because its always getting hit on.

7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000
years, but it's handy to have around.

10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But
consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and
while he doesn't always know the right
buttons to push, he keeps trying

[BertRoot]

Jam -- Female ....sometimes it is sweet and sticky and sometimes it is cleggier and attracts flies.

[Raptor]

quantum mechanics instruction manual - female : can't fucking understand either of them

[Lighty]

Subway is actually a Male- cos its a dark dingy crevice that stinks of piss!