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    Default Raised threat level

    I know I posted something similar previously, so no calls for HOS

    Please be aware that the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from RUN to HIDE.

    The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate.

    The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralysing their military capability.

    It's not only the French that are on a heightened level of alert,

    The Italians have increased their alert level from "shout loudly and excitedly" to "elaborate military posturing". Two more levels remain, "ineffective combat operations" and "change sides".

    The Germans also increased their alert state from "disdainful arrogance" to "dress in uniform and sing marching songs". They have two higher levels, "invade a neighbour" and "lose".

    Seeing this reaction in continental Europe the Americans have gone from "isolationism" to "find somewhere else in the Middle East ripe for regime change". Their remaining higher alert states are "take on the world" and "ask the British for help".

    Finally here in GB we've gone from "pretend nothing's happening" to "make another cup of tea"
    Last edited by xdir; 9th August 2005 at 10:44 AM. Reason: Added british reaction

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    Fooking brilliant mate!!! Just read it to my collegues who are p1ssing themselves @ the moment!!

    AJ.. k++
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    Default Re: Raised threat level

    The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralysing their military capability
    top post mate, that one had me in stitches

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    The Germans also increased their alert state from "disdainful arrogance" to "dress in uniform and sing marching songs". They have two higher levels, "invade a neighbour" and "lose".
    muwahahaha, piss funny, have some vitamins for that effort :thumbs

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    soo-bloody-purb! - Special K on the way!
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    muhahahaha, absolute quality. have yet more special k!

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    Absolutely fabulous, and so accurate!
    Me and my fella spit our dummies out so we won't be coming back. ever. boo hoo.

    This is a techy / hackers forum not a fu**ing mothers meeting so - peace out.

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