What do you call a....??

**Birdie** · 14th August 2005

What do you call a man hanging on the back of a car?

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

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What do you call a man with a piece of wood in his head?

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What do you call a man with 3 pieces of wood on his head?

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What do you call a bloke sitting at your front door?

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What do you call a woman with a toothpick in her head?

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**lombie** · 14th August 2005

Why the hell not eh:-

What do you call a woman with eggs and bacon on her head

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What do you call a man with a car on his head

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what do you call a man with no arms and legs in the sea?

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**marcode** · 14th August 2005

erm

http://www.digital-forums.com/showthread.php?t=198756

**$wish** · 14th August 2005

Originally Posted by Birdie

What do you call a man with a piece of wood in his head?

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am i right in thinking this doesnt work for us scots....

english pronunciation - edwood :whistle
scottish pronunciation(well falkirk anyway) - edword:coffee: see why i didnt understand

**stuz** · 14th August 2005

Originally Posted by $wishUb0r

am i right in thinking this doesnt work for us scots....

english pronunciation - edwood :whistle
scottish pronunciation(well falkirk anyway) - edword:coffee: see why i didnt understand

Oooooh, thanks for explaining it, now I get it. Poor EdWURD...

**Cam** · 14th August 2005

Originally Posted by lombie

what do you call a man with no arms and legs in the sea?

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**marcode** · 14th August 2005

can we keep all the shite one word jokes in the amnesty thread.

**danthescan** · 14th August 2005

You mean those were jokes??????

From the dictionary

Definition
joke (AMUSING) [Show phonetics]
noun [C]
something, such as an amusing story or trick, that is said or done in order to make people laugh:
Did I tell you the joke about the chicken crossing the road?
She spent the evening cracking (= telling) jokes and telling funny stories.
She tied his shoelaces together for a joke.
I hope Rob doesn't tell any of his dirty jokes (= jokes about sex) when my mother's here.
He tried to do a comedy routine, but all his jokes fell flat (= no one laughed at them).
Don't you get it (= understand) the joke?
oh well off to the pub now