Close

Results 1 to 4 of 4

Thread: Pub Joke

  1. #1
    DF VIP Member wtaylor's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    Lover-Pool
    Posts
    2,954
    Thanks
    17
    Thanked:        18
    Karma Level
    554

    Default Pub Joke

    A man and his wife go into their local for a few drinks, the man walks over to the bar to order their drinks and decides to have a few of the nuts from the bar. Just as he is about to put the first one in he hears a voice saying "nice shirt sir". The man looks at this talking nut and throws it over his shoulder. He picks up another nut and hears the voice " I do like those pants sir, commpliment that shirt very well". again looks at this talking nut and decides not to eat it, his wife comes over and asks for some spare change for the fruit machine which he gives and she walks away to play. The man hears another voice from the fruit machine saying "Oi fat arse stop putting ur money in me", the man cant believe it as the fruit machine again says " Oi ugly mug just told you to stop putting money in me". Furious the man demands to speak to the manager, the manager comes over and the man tells him about first the talking nuts and then the insulting fruit machine. The manager immediatly knows what the problem is as he explains


    Spoiler:



    Sorry Sir I should have told you, the nuts are commlimentry but the fruit machine is out of order

    (Budam tsh) :whistle
    IMac, MacBook Pro, Ipad 2, Iphone 4, Iphone 3GS....Oh and a PC or 2 knocking about



  2. #2
    DF VIP Member Apocalypse's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Location
    Walsall
    Posts
    4,971
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked:        0
    Karma Level
    558

    Default Re: Pub Joke

    lol

  3. #3
    DF VIP Member GameKing's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Pits of Hell
    Posts
    12,798
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked:        2
    Karma Level
    1437

    Default Re: Pub Joke


  4. #4
    DF VIP Member Lighty's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2001
    Location
    Mancland™
    Posts
    5,992
    Thanks
    145
    Thanked:        277
    Karma Level
    699

    Default Re: Pub Joke

    Its fuckin years old but still worth a laff though

Similar Threads

  1. blonde joke
    By Robbie Vox in forum The Comedy Club
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 1st October 2002, 09:27 PM
  2. One More Genie joke lol
    By Sergeant-Major in forum The Comedy Club
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 8th September 2002, 05:40 PM
  3. Bar & Drinking Joke
    By Sergeant-Major in forum The Comedy Club
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 3rd September 2002, 01:35 PM
  4. joke for ya
    By DAVEY26 in forum The Comedy Club
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 31st August 2002, 11:27 AM
  5. Sticky: Joke Guidelines 20/10/07
    By 4me2 in forum The Comedy Club
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 9th January 2002, 11:35 PM

Social Networking Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •