What qualifications do you have?

[Pegasus]

hope i can be that good someday
im currently at comprehensive school at 15years of age
ive been building at repairing systems since i was 7 or 8years of age
ive got a permenant job earning £500 for weekend work building repairing computers and laptops and setting up networks for the community in my area and i set up security cameras and ip cameras for businesses in my area aswell
i think im doing quite well for myself because i currently own everything a kid could ever want for example:
psp
xbox
ps2
gamecube
50inch plasma
2 64bit computer systems with 32inch tfts
hp z8000 gaming laptop
a custom built server
sony ecricsson k750i
loads of original pc games
loads of games for xbox ps2 and psp and gamecube
a 250cc quad
a 60gb photo ipod

I'm sorry I didn't answer earlier, but there was an incredibly strong smell eminating from my monitor every time I visited this thread (so strong in fact that I was gagging on it).

I must say that I find your above claims incredibly hard to believe, especially when I look at some of the technical statements you have made.
Leaving aside the claims about school for the moment, and also forgetting the claims about your "wages" (which BTW is still £4K short of what our techies get, and they DO know their stuff).....would you care to prove that you actually do own all of the above?

[Shambles]

but there was an incredibly strong smell eminating from my monitor every time I visited this thread

I might change my sig to something like "Any life, technical or other problems, I'll answer them all for you. They might not be the right answers, but I'll answer all the same :whistle

@PT.. fully agree

[Spennyboy]

i think im doing quite well for myself because i currently own everything a kid could ever want

wow - aint you clever - i supose it takes a real sexy pastie to be as cool as you tho :whistle

@forum

I bet ya any money - if you go to the argos catalouge - all them items he posted as having will appear in order as you flick through the pages :tongue

[pheonixsingh]

hope i can be that good someday
im currently at comprehensive school at 15years of age
ive been building at repairing systems since i was 7 or 8years of age
ive got a permenant job earning £500 for weekend work building repairing computers and laptops and setting up networks for the community in my area and i set up security cameras and ip cameras for businesses in my area aswell
i think im doing quite well for myself because i currently own everything a kid could ever want for example:
psp
xbox
ps2
gamecube
50inch plasma
2 64bit computer systems with 32inch tfts
hp z8000 gaming laptop
a custom built server
sony ecricsson k750i
loads of original pc games
loads of games for xbox ps2 and psp and gamecube
a 250cc quad
a 60gb photo ipod


i think im doing very well to say i was kicked out of school 2weeks ago for knowing more than are schools technicians
school think im a threat to the system
only bad thing ive ever done at school is find out technicians password
o ye and before that i was on track for 7a*'s

lol 50inch plasma, does that fit in your bedroom then :tongue

ive got 13 GCSE's (1xA* 6xA 5xB 1xD) and have started AS/A levels

[urbsy]

i think im doing quite well for myself because i currently own everything a kid could ever want for example:
psp
xbox
ps2
gamecube
50inch plasma
2 64bit computer systems with 32inch tfts
hp z8000 gaming laptop
a custom built server
sony ecricsson k750i
loads of original pc games
loads of games for xbox ps2 and psp and gamecube
a 250cc quad
a 60gb photo ipod

My dads bigger then your dad :tongue

[Breamy]

lol 50inch plasma, does that fit in your bedroom then :tongue

yes it does actually takes up nearly all of wall

[Breamy]

My dads bigger then your dad :tongue

p.s when did you become a mod

[diablos]

for computer techie

take a picture of all this stuff mate and post it as proof..

[4me2]

[Shambles]

Ask me about any problem with your pc and ill be glad to sort it for you

Alright dude? Quote taken from your sig. I'm no real techie but it looks like you're well sussed in PC things.

I have a real nagging problem with my PCI SCSI card, which has an Iomega Jazz drive hanging off it. It's a 1GB removable drive and I'm having problems. Know anything about these cards?

I have some codes/messages that it's throwing up to the system event log while writing data and could really do with some expert advice. You up for it mate? If you are I'll jot down the codes/messages and repost later, maybe tomorrow. No time just at the mo. Cheers if you can help.

PS.. it's great that folk like you advertise free services like this. I admire Fonetech/Termi for doing the same for mobile phones. They're great. They sorted all my mobile phone probs out. Glad there's folk like you on DF. Nice one. I'll post the probs in the right section when I get the chance - should be soon. Cheers.

Shambs

[urbsy]

p.s when did you become a mod

When you were still a glint in the milkmans eye.

urbsy

[Raptor]

I personally think you are retarded. that is my opinion of course. after reading some of your "technical" responses on the forum i wouldn't even pay you £50 a week to work for me.

hope i can be that good someday
im currently at comprehensive school at 15years of age
ive been building at repairing systems since i was 7 or 8years of age
ive got a permenant job earning £*** for weekend work building repairing computers and laptops and setting up networks for the community in my area and i set up security cameras and ip cameras for businesses in my area aswell
i think im doing quite well for myself because i currently own everything a kid could ever want for example:
psp
xbox
ps2
gamecube
50inch plasma
2 64bit computer systems with 32inch tfts
hp z8000 gaming laptop
a custom built server
sony ecricsson k750i
loads of original pc games
loads of games for xbox ps2 and psp and gamecube
a 250cc quad
a 60gb photo ipod


i think im doing very well to say i was kicked out of school 2weeks ago for knowing more than are schools technicians
school think im a threat to the system
only bad thing ive ever done at school is find out technicians password
o ye and before that i was on track for 7a*'s

[stuz]

Oh my god he's like a new me

[diablos]

What i cant understand is why he hasnt got a digital camera to up us a photo of all this stuff..






ive got an 11 inch cock ..

everything bigger on the internet..

[stuz]

OK, my qualifications, I'll talk in GCSE terms, as opposed to the scottish ones.

4 GCSE's at A grade
4 GCSE's at B grade

sitting 4 A levels, predicted 4 B's atm, but I doubt I will get that because I've lost the motivation to do any work

I need at least 1 B and 2 C's to get onto the uni course I want to do.

[ABCMan]

Oh my god he's like a new me

no, your posts were just shite, his seem to be full of shite, there is a subtle difference

[Termy]

I am a thickie as I have no quals at all.

[FireBlade]

The Sony K750i has a 2 meg camera so there you go.

Give the guy a break though Remeber what you were like when you were 15 eh so he is prob bullshitting a certain ammount of it after he read the flameing he is getting for this post then he should think twice about making bigmouth claims next time eh.

I have been a system engineer for the last 14 years I think i know my stuff most of which i learnt during various levels of exposure to more corporate setup`s I dont think any 15 year old has enough experiance in IT engineering to justify 250 quid a day unless you know Cisco or Sun equipment back to front there is no way.

The average wage for a pc system engineer is between 13k-19k PA no more has been the same for the last 10 years.

So claims of 500 quid earnings a weekend is either bullshit or his dad runs a pc shop or runs a stall at the computer shows either way the PC shop game as Raptor could tell you is not profitable enough to be throwing money round at your part time son.

[Little John]

Alright dude? Quote taken from your sig. I'm no real techie but it looks like you're well sussed in PC things.

I have a real nagging problem with my PCI SCSI card, which has an Iomega Jazz drive hanging off it. It's a 1GB removable drive and I'm having problems. Know anything about these cards?

He is only 15, Jazz drives came out before he was born

[Simate]

Well I have a Concorde, lowered with neons and a kicking sound sytem and a space shuttle for doing the shopping in