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    Default You couldn't make it up! Part 937

    Was in the Post Office getting stamps today (we can't all have franking machines...) and there was a young mom and her toddler.

    The toddler was running about, being mischievous rather than naughty, and her mom called her.

    "Shakira!"

    The little 'un didn't respond

    "Shakira!"

    Still no response.

    "Shakira Pink Britney Baxter come here!"

    Shakira Pink Britney Baxter went like a good little girl.

    Poor kid...Spudulika or wot!?!?!?!
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    Default Re: You couldn't make it up! Part 937

    lol, fookin hell! poor kid :|

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    Default Re: You couldn't make it up! Part 937

    you have got to be shitting us

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    Default Re: You couldn't make it up! Part 937

    Jesus Lennon McCartney H Christ, whatever next

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    Default Re: You couldn't make it up! Part 937

    Aye caramba that has to be a joke. Fucking muppets alive and breeding in our society today. Next you'll be outside the local school someone will be calling for Avid Cocknose Jones. Disgrace.


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    Default Re: You couldn't make it up! Part 937

    thats so bad imagine calling your kid baxter :whistle

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    Default Re: You couldn't make it up! Part 937

    feck me

    at leasst geeks have more sence or youd have

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    people who name there kids like that need there genes completeing removing from the gene pool.....

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    Default Re: You couldn't make it up! Part 937

    We had some kids in our shop over the summer... Mother called to Rogan first, then to Josh......
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    Default Re: You couldn't make it up! Part 937

    Quote Originally Posted by brumbino
    Was in the Post Office getting stamps today (we can't all have franking machines...) and there was a young mom and her toddler.

    The toddler was running about, being mischievous rather than naughty, and her mom called her.

    "Shakira!"

    The little 'un didn't respond

    "Shakira!"

    Still no response.

    "Shakira Pink Britney Baxter come here!"

    Shakira Pink Britney Baxter went like a good little girl.

    Poor kid...Spudulika or wot!?!?!?!
    Mother blatently trying to show the kids name off without suspecting that what she was actually doing was making a complete and utter fool of herself. Fucking commoner chav scum. Poor kid

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    Default Re: You couldn't make it up! Part 937

    i know a lass off a council estate (married) who called her first two "kyle" and "reese" anyone seen "the terminator"

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    Default Re: You couldn't make it up! Part 937

    Quote Originally Posted by ABCMan
    i know a lass off a council estate (married) who called her first two "kyle" and "reese" anyone seen "the terminator"
    What's a married council estate??? :nowords: :whistle :nowords:
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    Default Re: You couldn't make it up! Part 937

    Quote Originally Posted by Cam
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    buahahaha - class :thumbs

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    Default Re: You couldn't make it up! Part 937

    Quote Originally Posted by brumbino
    "Shakira Pink Britney Baxter come here!"
    Poor kid...Spudulika or wot!?!?!?!
    Which part of SAAAAAAAAAARRRRRFFFFF END were you visiting at the time ?

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    Default Re: You couldn't make it up! Part 937

    Talk about lack of imagination!!
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