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    Default I found this massive thing on my car this morning...

    I thought I would share it with you guys....pics included and worth a read.

    http://animaldiversity.ummz.umich.ed..._aurantia.html
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    Default Re: I found this massive thing on my car this morning...

    Fuck me,

    Mate i don't think its your car anymore its Hers! oh and she probably shares it with her thousands kids! lol
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    Default Re: I found this massive thing on my car this morning...

    what a beauty..did u keep it or squash it..

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    Default Re: I found this massive thing on my car this morning...

    I slammed the car door a couple of times and she fell to the ground...however I stuck me head out to see if she was really gone and I got my head stuck in her web....EEEEEEK!

    Then there is the...'what if she crawled under the lip of the door only to crawl in when I open it' syndrome.

    I mean she could drop down in front of my face !!!!!

    Ewww spiders
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    Default Re: I found this massive thing on my car this morning...

    Quote Originally Posted by Gel
    I slammed the car door a couple of times and she fell to the ground...however I stuck me head out to see if she was really gone and I got my head stuck in her web....EEEEEEK!

    Then there is the...'what if she crawled under the lip of the door only to crawl in when I open it' syndrome.

    I mean she could drop down in front of my face !!!!!

    Ewww spiders
    or it could creep into your house and in the night lay eggs under your eye lid..

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    Default Re: I found this massive thing on my car this morning...

    Ewww could it? EEK!
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    Default Re: I found this massive thing on my car this morning...

    Quote Originally Posted by jpk
    or it could creep into your house and in the night lay eggs under your eye lid..
    No they always lay under the foreskin beasts like this.


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    Default Re: I found this massive thing on my car this morning...

    Quote Originally Posted by bertroot
    No they always lay under the foreskin beasts like this.

    Why would u say that, thats just frickin evil.........
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    Default Re: I found this massive thing on my car this morning...

    It did look preggers and poisionus, could have a legion of the little stinging buggers climbing in your mouth as you sleep any day now.
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    Default Re: I found this massive thing on my car this morning...

    Would have ran a mile... that thing is f00king massive!!! :cartman
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    Default Re: I found this massive thing on my car this morning...

    f**K me... catch it aqnd kill it, from the work I do around the world that is not from this country it's a south american tree spider (must have come out of someones bananas) you need to kill that fecker as it's harmful to human and only the 5th most poisonous spider on the planet ...

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    Default Re: I found this massive thing on my car this morning...

    im glad im not the only one with spiders in the wing mirrors i got a photo of the one in mine a month or so back but forgot to check what it looked like


    i hope its not one of them
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    Default Re: I found this massive thing on my car this morning...

    Quote Originally Posted by jpk
    or it could creep into your house and in the night lay eggs under your eye lid..
    have you seen that bit in the Urban Legens 3 :Bloody Mary movie?

    (if you've seen it you'll know which bit i mean )

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    Default Re: I found this massive thing on my car this morning...

    Where was this, in Calcutta?

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    Default Re: I found this massive thing on my car this morning...

    Thats nothing, looks at the size of these two i found recently

    eek!
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    Default Re: I found this massive thing on my car this morning...

    Yeah the spider in the link is different to the one in the photos. I'd check your car a fewmroe times for any random webs...
    Infact, he hasnt been on for 2 days, maybe he's dead........

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    Default Re: I found this massive thing on my car this morning...

    fuck me even the pictures made me shit myself

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    Default Re: I found this massive thing on my car this morning...

    Fuck me thats a big spider! N if swiss tony is correct & it's the 5th most poisonous spider in the world your lucky you didn't get bitten! wouldn't it just shrivel up & die over here? as it's much colder than where it came from (north or south america)

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    Default Re: I found this massive thing on my car this morning...

    Quote Originally Posted by Swiss Tony
    f**K me... catch it aqnd kill it, from the work I do around the world that is not from this country it's a south american tree spider (must have come out of someones bananas) you need to kill that fecker as it's harmful to human and only the 5th most poisonous spider on the planet ...

    Swiss
    It's an argiope mate, non poisonous.
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    Default Re: I found this massive thing on my car this morning...

    wow scary spider, i wonder if its one of those that have got in the country through supermarkey friut deliveries?

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