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    Sandwiches

    Don't think this one has been posted before:

    This man if having his lunch break. He takes a bite out of his sandwich and throws it away. The man sitting next to him says " why did you do that " he replies it's cheese I don't like cheese." The next day the same man has his lucnh break and chucks the sandwich straight away. The man sitting next to him says " how did you know it was cheese" to which the man replies " I make them myself"

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    that doesnt sound right, i thought it was an irishman and englishman and a scotsman kinda joke...

    "...the irishman's wife say's "he packs his own lunch""
    It's better to reign in hell, than serve in heaven!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpArKy
    that doesnt sound right, i thought it was an irishman and englishman and a scotsman kinda joke...

    "...the irishman's wife say's "he packs his own lunch""

    old jokes prolly recycled to be more pc feckin funny

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    Default Re: Sandwiches

    if you`d done a search or even looked at "similar threads" at the bottom of this post, you`d have found this one
    HOS

    http://digital-forums.com/showthread...ese+sandwiches

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    Lol mate. Can't believe the hotlink to that barrel still works. Class,


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    Quote Originally Posted by bertroot
    Lol mate. Can't believe the hotlink to that barrel still works. Class,
    and I can`t believe that picture`s still there

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpArKy
    that doesnt sound right, i thought it was an irishman and englishman and a scotsman kinda joke...

    "...the irishman's wife say's "he packs his own lunch""

    I thought so to,

    it went along the lines of.

    Englishman: if I get the same sandwich tomorrow I will throw myself off the scaffolding............. and he does

    Scotsman: The same

    Irishman: he does the same and his wife says at the funeral: "I don't know what his problem was....... he made his own sandwiches" boom boom

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crueldrake
    Englishman: if I get the same sandwich tomorrow I will throw myself off the scaffolding............. and he does

    Scotsman: The same

    Irishman: he does the same and his wife says at the funeral: "I don't know what his problem was....... he made his own sandwiches" boom boom
    yep thats the biscuit!

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    Default Re: Sandwiches

    :nono All as bad as they come ...

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