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    Default Everton jokes

    EVERTON BRA -One for the ladies in team colours, comes with little support and no cups. 5.00

    KEEPER's GLOVE - A must for fans at the back of the stands or near the corner flags to catch any shots Everton may have at goal. 8.99

    EVERTON MINTS -Helps to take away the bitter taste of defeat. 0.20

    What's the difference between Everton and a tea bag? - A tea bag stays in the cup longer

    What's the difference between a Everton fan and a trampoline?
    You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline:whistle


    Everton in Europe passport holders - free


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    Default Re: Everton jokes

    Wanker

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    PROUD TO BE AN EVERTONIAN!!!!!!

    However if I had a gun the first person I would kill is Kevin Kilbane, he is a pile of crabby cunt juice, he is a conference player at best.... always hated him and always will!!!

    Now im a blue through and through and always support my team and anyone wearing the royal blue but this guy is a big floppy haired, gap toothed gypsy who i would love to punch on the nose, Id baseball bat his knee caps so the wanker could never play again!!

    Like the murphys Im not fvcking bitter!!!!

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    Default Re: Everton jokes

    *snigger* , but u will get some grief for those top jokes

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    Quote Originally Posted by rmcganity
    Wanker

    Yes 10 times a day - never looked back!

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    Default Re: Everton jokes

    And they say we're obsessed?

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    Default Re: Everton jokes

    what do Everton and Easyjet have in common?

    Both are in and out of Europe in a couple of hours

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    Everton are just big mug of arse chocolate...

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    Quote Originally Posted by xdir
    what do Everton and Easyjet have in common?

    Both are in and out of Europe in a couple of hours
    F*cking class mate!!!!! k++

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    hahahaha, some top jokage there, cracked me up on a saturday morning

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    Quote Originally Posted by xdir
    what do Everton and Easyjet have in common?

    Both are in and out of Europe in a couple of hours
    Yeah and we don't butcher Italians while we're there either................. :|

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    found the jokes quite funny i feel for snotty and co though

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrworld
    PROUD TO BE AN EVERTONIAN!!!!!!

    Now im a blue through and through and always support my team and anyone wearing the royal blue but this guy is a big floppy haired, gap toothed gypsy who i would love to punch on the nose, Id baseball bat his knee caps so the wanker could never play again!!

    ..... I can't see how that works, shouldn't it read 11 gap toothed gypsys

    (these are the opinions of the Swisster and not those of the rest of Anfield mebee )

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    Default Re: Everton jokes

    class A+++++++++ laffed so hard i cried

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    Default Re: Everton jokes

    What have Everton and Heather MacCartney got in common?
    The second leg is meaningless.


    Again, apologies to Snotty and Co. Got sent this today and couldn't resist posting.

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