Everton jokes

[AJ_007]

EVERTON BRA -One for the ladies in team colours, comes with little support and no cups. £5.00

KEEPER's GLOVE - A must for fans at the back of the stands or near the corner flags to catch any shots Everton may have at goal. £8.99

EVERTON MINTS -Helps to take away the bitter taste of defeat. £0.20

What's the difference between Everton and a tea bag? - A tea bag stays in the cup longer

What's the difference between a Everton fan and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline:whistle


Everton in Europe passport holders - free


AJ...

[rmcganity]

Wanker

[mrworld]

PROUD TO BE AN EVERTONIAN!!!!!!

However if I had a gun the first person I would kill is Kevin Kilbane, he is a pile of crabby cunt juice, he is a conference player at best.... always hated him and always will!!!

Now im a blue through and through and always support my team and anyone wearing the royal blue but this guy is a big floppy haired, gap toothed gypsy who i would love to punch on the nose, Id baseball bat his knee caps so the wanker could never play again!!

Like the murphys Im not fvcking bitter!!!!

Smallprint:
The views of Mr world should not be taken literally. Should Kevin Kilbane die tomorrow I accept no responsibilty.

[wtaylor]

*snigger* , but u will get some grief for those top jokes

[AJ_007]

Wanker

Yes 10 times a day - never looked back!

[Snotty]

And they say we're obsessed?

[xdir]

what do Everton and Easyjet have in common?

Both are in and out of Europe in a couple of hours

[cyprus]

Everton are just big mug of arse chocolate...

Spoiler:

[AJ_007]

what do Everton and Easyjet have in common?

Both are in and out of Europe in a couple of hours

F*cking class mate!!!!! k++

[Apocalypse]

hahahaha, some top jokage there, cracked me up on a saturday morning

[Snotty]

what do Everton and Easyjet have in common?

Both are in and out of Europe in a couple of hours

Yeah and we don't butcher Italians while we're there either................. :|

[Nikki]

found the jokes quite funny i feel for snotty and co though

nik

[Swiss Tony]

PROUD TO BE AN EVERTONIAN!!!!!!

Now im a blue through and through and always support my team and anyone wearing the royal blue but this guy is a big floppy haired, gap toothed gypsy who i would love to punch on the nose, Id baseball bat his knee caps so the wanker could never play again!!

..... I can't see how that works, shouldn't it read 11 gap toothed gypsys

(these are the opinions of the Swisster and not those of the rest of Anfield mebee )

[chazza1]

class A+++++++++ laffed so hard i cried

[Chippa]

What have Everton and Heather MacCartney got in common?
The second leg is meaningless.


Again, apologies to Snotty and Co. Got sent this today and couldn't resist posting.