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    There was this 22-year old secretary girl from Merseyside was vacationing in Tampa. However, as she walked along the beach eyeing the big-bosomed girls walking arm-in-arm with their boyfriends, she became distraught, for she had a rather insignificant pair of jugs. Suddenly, she spied a murky old bottle that had washed up on the beach, and for want of alternative amusement, picked it up. Poof! Out emerged a genie, complete with flowing oriental robes who immediately offered to grant her any two wishes that she desired. "Then, give me two of the biggest tits in the whole, wide world", she moaned. Poof!! Poof!! Immediately there emerged before her eyes, David Moyes and Duncan Ferguson!

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    Default Re: Big T1ts

    who?

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    tony blair and george bush actually

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    that hardly works as a joke to wind up evertonians now does it? actually

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    Who's Davis Moyes and Duncan Ferguson?

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    Got me smerkin
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    It's a British football joke. They are affiliated with Everton

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    Poor, very poor.

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    Tsk......bad joke mate
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    Quote Originally Posted by Apocalypse
    tony blair and george bush actually
    U dont Mean Posh & Becks?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yorkshire Bantam
    U dont Mean Posh & Becks?
    well actually it could be Peter Andre and Jordan

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