Football chants

**bugnote** · 7th October 2005

Apparently this was the chant to Lord of the Dance tune at the Man United the other day:
"Park, Park, Where ever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse
You could be a scouse
Eating rats in your council house"

Or to the tune of the Addams Family if you were a Leeds fan down at Norwich:
"Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother
You all f--- one another
The Norwich family
der der der der clap clap etc"

Celtic fans to Andy Goram after it was revealed that the chubby keeper had been diagnosed with schizophrenia:
"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams"

Charlton fans to Sean Wright Philips:
"Where's your real dad, where's your real dad!?"

Toon fans to Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink. He even laughed, apparently!:
"Fat Eddie Murphy, you're just a fat Eddie Murphy"

To the tune of Craig David's rewind.........
"Van Per-sie, when a girl says no - molest her"

To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted for...well...you know... (to the Manic Street Preachers tune)
"Aaaaand, if you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next..."

**Apocalypse** · 7th October 2005

would you believe it, i had this exact same thing e-mailed to me the other day

**Roach-Rampino** · 7th October 2005

Still there's some funny stuff there...

**Shambles** · 7th October 2005

Originally Posted by bugnote

Apparently this was the chant to Lord of the Dance tune at the Man United the other day:
"Park, Park, Where ever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse
You could be a scouse
Eating rats in your council house"

True enough. It's chanted all the time JS Park has control of the ball (I think I quoted this chant in the other "chants" thread - you know the one - the thread that got hijacked by the scousers).