Best Man speeches?

[hotentot]

Anyone know of a site i can get some ideas on giving a best man speech? ive googled and seems like everyones making cash out of it nowadays. I dont mind standing up and talking, its just i dont know what to say, or what order to say it in, the wedding is next fri (14th) an i have left this to the last minute, any help guys?

[urbsy]

I pinched most of mine off the net and added it with various other stuff I've picked up over the years.

Do a search, I'm sure its still about somewhere m8

urbsy

[MercuryRises]

Just get shitfaced and adlib it, make sure you include as many un-pc jokes/comments as possible, and suggest that the groom is secretly gay.

He might never talk to you again, but it'll be a speech that everyone will remember for a long time

[cyprus]

Think the best opening line I heard was at a friends wedding in June.
"I thought I'd just let you all know that I'm a bit nervous and this isn't the first warm seat I've risen from tonight"

Everyone was in stiches

[chappers10]

wwww.hitched.co.uk

[Cam]

best thing to do is start ne best man speech with

i new the bride when she was a groom........

[Thrush]

lol yea that's a beautiful line!