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    Seeing as it's friday night and i'm not going out thought I'd share a recent job interview with you.

    I went for a job as a junior blacksmith and all was going well, the senior blacksmith was impressed with my qualifications and appreciated a couple of jokes i'd cracked, then it went wrong when he asked me if I had any experience shoeing horses.

    I replied unfortuantly no but i once told a donkey to fuck off........................ :|
    :beer 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.:beer

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    Flak will arrive quite quickly to your thread, stevey mate

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    Ah well had quite a good record with jokes in here had to end some time

    ** cowers behind computer chair in fear **
    :beer 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.:beer

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    lol i thought that was good

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    was good last year

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    im crying and laughing at the same time again. good one that

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    Quote Originally Posted by tooleatavalva
    im crying and laughing at the same time again. good one that
    may i suggest that if you found that funny you shift your focus to some of the so called "jokes" in the HOS (hall of shame) since i'm sure that some of the jokes in this section could lead to you requiring medical help

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    what happened to the old drunken(sick joke)steve that we all knew and loved?

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    anyone who finds this funny should really watch the recent excellent "live at the appollo" series... this joke was on there about two weeks ago, and the delivery was far more funny...

    "Have you ever shoed a horse before?"
    "No, but i told a donkey to fuck off once!"

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