Cardiff Zoo
An old one, but still made me laugh!
Cardiff Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to
handle.
Upon examination the zoo vet determined the problem was the gorilla was on
heat. To make matters worse there were no male gorillas of the species
available.
While reflecting on the problem, the zoo management noticed Gareth, a big
Welsh lad from Swansea, responsible for fixing the zoo's machinery.
Gareth, like most Swanseaboys, had little sense but seemed to possess the
ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. So the zoo administrator
thought they might have a solution. Gareth was approached with a
proposition. Would he be willing to have s*x with the gorilla for £3,500?
Gareth showed some interest, but said he would have to think about it.
The following day, Gareth announced he would accept the offer but only under
3 conditions: "First" he said "i don't want to have to kiss the gorilla.
Secondly, you must never tell anyone of this"
The zoo administrators quickly agreed to these terms, and then said what
about the 3rd condition???
"Well" Gareth said... "you gotta give me another week to come up with the
£3,500"
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