Parrot and the Magician
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. As the audience would be different each week, the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. there was only one problem. The captain's parrot saw the show every week and began to understand what the magician did in every trick. Once he understood that, he started shouting in the middle of the show.
"Look, it's not the same hat!"
"Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!"
"Hey, why are all the cards spades?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything, it was the captains' parrot after all.
One day the ship had a bad accident and sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean, and of course the parrot was by his side.
They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for several days.
After a week the parrot finally said, "Okay, I give up. What did you do with the fookin' boat?"
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