Christmas Jokes!

[Son]

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp and even!

[Deadly]

hmm, dont get it lol

[marcode]

hmm, dont get it lol

Spoiler:

Good King Wenceslas looked out
On the feast of Stephen
When the snow lay round about
Deep and crisp and even

[Deadly]

Ah...shite joke lol here's another now that we're on the xmas theme

Why is getting Christmas presents for your kids just like a day at the office?

You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

[Apocalypse]

second joke is much much better
well done deadly!