funny joke

[jamesbond007]

Two nude statues of man and woman that have stood opposite each other in park for over hundred years.

One day an angel comes down, brings them to life an;d tells them "that as a reward for been so patient they would get life for 30 minutes to do what they like".

They run off behind the shurbberry and after 15 minutes giggling and rustling bushes they return out of breath
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The angel said "u still have 15 minutes left "

The male statue ask the woman statue "would u like to do it again" she say "yes. but lets change positions this time i'll hold the pigeon down and you poo on its head"

[Mule]

It's always a risk titling the thread funny joke

[$wish]

nonetheless i liked it!

[maverick_15]

this was voted the best joke by a group of comedians including bob mortimer, won the woman who made it up a load of money. was in the paper the other day.

[fonetech]

this has been posted before here, wasnt funny then, aint now

[gunner]

this was voted the best joke by a group of comedians including bob mortimer, won the woman who made it up a load of money. was in the paper the other day.

Was on Virgin radio.

[GameKing]

older than the hills that one, oh and posted before

http://digital-forums.com/showthread...ghlight=pigeon

[Apocalypse]

not bad but a tad old

[brumbino]

I hate it when the thread title bears no relation to the thread itself.

[Shambles]

Anyone else care to second a HOS call on this, on account of the misnamed title and the repost?

[AJ_007]

Made the office laugh with that one mate! cheers dude!