The Curse Of Extreme Makeover UK.

**flanflinger** · 27th December 2005

My Mate of 30 years told me early on this year that his Mrs had been selected for Extreme Makeover UK (that show on Living) and she was going to get shitloads of plastic surgery done in the name of reality TV, I asked them if they had seriously considered the implications etc and they were ok with it..... blahh blahh blahh... this was aired last week. I must admit they had done a stirling job.. however the conditions of the show was they were to be seperated from one and other for 6 weeks, they have two lovely kids and have been together for 13 years, they have been married for 12 years.

She was put up in the tower thistle london and they stayed in toutch all the way through the 6 week seperation, when she came home they had a bit of a falling out (well they had been seperated for 6 weeks). And they made a mends, however on the 14th of December she grabbed her 2 kids and left my mate for her mums saying she thought she didnt love Eddie no more...

My mate accepted this and hit the ale and plodded on working etc... trying to keep it reasonable for thie kids.. that was untill yesterday, He comes to his PC and goes on outlook express to email the fambo and all that and guess what, 4 weeks into thier seperation while she was having surgery she had met some dude from the states staying at the same hotel... well I shall leave the rest to your imagination... my mate is propper propper chokker block... I have half a mind to post the fuckers email on here, he is that gutted. I have told him to go to the press... might as well make a few quid out of a shitty sittuation I mean the press (well nationals scumbags) eat these stories up to the max!!.

The end all and be all of it though is what a price for looking good... the loss of your marriage?. Shallow bitch needs to be force fed maccie D's to make her a fuckin fat hoe ...

Any advice for him chaps?

Oh and I did tell him I was going to post this and he's o.k with it.

**yankee** · 27th December 2005

mate thats terrible.. really typical of a lot of women (no offense) to do this kind of thing. i'd go to the press if i were u and expose the story.. he might make a few bob doing it.. at the end of the day she had the affair so he should get a good alimony etc..

**flanflinger** · 27th December 2005

keep banging on at him to go the press... he would make a mint but he wont for the kids sake...

**Erad** · 27th December 2005

The kids will be fine with the press, he can treat them to a holiday with the money he makes, disney land or something, it wouldn't be more than a few day story and no hassle would come of the kids after that, maybe the wife but thats fair.

**flanflinger** · 27th December 2005

just told him that... could take the kids away when the story hits...

he is on his way up here now from down by London... gunna take him out and get him shwatted!

**urbsy** · 27th December 2005

Sorry to hear about your m8 flan, her indoors is wanting some surgery doing and It's always in the back of my mind she might do a runner afterwards tbh so I've been putting it off.

She doesn't want to get married till she's had it sorted, so I'm stuck in a catch 22.

urbsy

**flanflinger** · 27th December 2005

lol... my mrs had her wapps done bee stings to D's

.. I was as bit worried at first but I know my mrs would just tell me to fook orf BEFORE doing the deed...

Me mate is driving up here now... in two minds what to do ???? take him out and get him leathered or take him out get him leathered and take him to a certain hotel in Liverpool (full of brasss)

**urbsy** · 27th December 2005

Gotta be a brothel m8, prize every time.

Er.. so I've been told anyway

urbsy

**flanflinger** · 27th December 2005

lol... think he is feeling pretty sencative at the mo so I think I might have to find me old chicktionary and get him a home visit from one of ex's...

bit of advice for yers... keep yer ex's close and ya old fuck buddies closer

**beerman** · 27th December 2005

Originally Posted by flanflinger

take him out get him leathered and take him to a certain hotel in Liverpool (full of brasss)

Flan, I'm on my way too mate

**flanflinger** · 27th December 2005

ha ha ha ...

gutted now... he just phoned took him a week to get to bicester so he turned round and went home

might go down there midweek... and drag him back to his home town

**beerman** · 27th December 2005

don't worry I'm still coming

So when I get to liverpool I'm looking for a bleech blond in a pink dress

I don't want to sound like I'm taking her side but there must have been something wrong in the relationship before all this took place.

Did she get any couselling to go with her brand new body/face? Must have some effect on you, changing your whole appearance and all.

**flanflinger** · 27th December 2005

ha ha ha changed a bit since that pic mate... add about 7 stone shave the hair off and you might notice me lol..

yeah they were meant to have all this psychological help and profiling and all that gumph...

6 weeks on your own is a long time to think and get lonely... maybe she needed some comfort after the 4th week and when this guy turned up it might have just been the tonic..

Ahhh well her loss... my mate is a gem so ner neer ner ner ner