Laura's Diary Radio 1

[Epiphany]

Does anyone else listen to this in the mornings? I always catch the second part on my way to work and its great!
But what the hell does LMF mean?

[tawny]

It's WMF and it means Water My Flower.

And no, I have no idea what that means unless it actually means water her flower but I don't think so some how!?!?!

But, how good is it!!! Can't wait to see how it pans out with the piano player!!

[Epiphany]

No WMF was yesterday with her friend. This morning it said LMF cos chappers said it could be light my fire, but its not cos it's too rude to say on air

[shadowdancer]

could be Lick My Flower ?

that might be on the edge of not getting on air possibly ?

[purpleanimal23]

The only thing I could think of was lick my fanny!! then that childish comment stuck in my head and I can't work out what it really means

[BertRoot]

Who cares? It was obviously written by a very immature gonad and is starting to get very tired now. It means Labiaplasty my Fanjita.

When they get to her 21st are they going to introduce the bit where she yearned to be fisted via the backdoor? I doubt it but you know that is what really happened.

[shadowdancer]

would that be the same time, you are introduced in the diary Bertroot ?

you seem to have insider knowledge...

[Epiphany]

No, they wouldn't be able to air a single word of it if she was.

Infact she wouldn't have been able to write it if he was involved, she'd be far to 'occupied'.....

[BertRoot]

Infact she wouldn't have been able to write it if he was involved, she'd be far to 'occupied'.....

She wouldn't have been able to write as I would have had her tied up and buried in a trench in the garden with only her ass allowed out for air.

[Epiphany]

She wouldn't have been able to write as I would have had her tied up and buried in a trench in the garden with only her ass allowed out for air.

As i suspected

[shadowdancer]

seems it was all a pretend dirty scam to get people interested in the acronyms and their allegedly dirty meanings.

real meanings (as taken from bbc scott mills pages)

WMF- Water My Flower
LMF - Light My Fire
SHP - Sing His Praises
TMUTA - Take me Up the Aisle (not arse . lol)
IMSH - I Must See Him
BSMBH - Be Still My Beating Heart

[-G-Man-]

these were cresing me up the first time round in the summer (when Laura was still at school)

Anyone know if these can be downloaded??

[theduke]

Been listening to it alot lately, Laura is obviously very odd, and still very single.

I've been wondering who the so called Mr X is. His christian name begins with J

[Epiphany]

Yeah i don't know either. It was rubbish yesterday though, and its a load of bollox that they can't announce his name over the air.

[theduke]

yeah, it bollocks, but I though the bit about her new friend and herslef checking each other for spots was very amusing

[BM]

laura would get it

[shadowdancer]

laura would get it

aye she would.

why not enter the competition 'WIN - One night with Laura' ?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/scottmil...ra_night.shtml

be sure to take the digicam with you

[VeRbIeR]

Iv missed this the last few days due to finishing work early, ah well!!
Do we know who mr x is yet??

[theduke]

we know nothing of Mr X, except his christian name begins with J

[-G-Man-]

Scott Mills is off all next week so we are gonna have to wait a while to discover who 'Mr. X' is.

Thursdays episode was piss funny! When laura told Ben she loved him!!