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    Funny Windy.

    this joke was shamelessly stolen from another site, did a search but couldn`t find anything so here goes
    Windy.
    A women goes to her boyfriends parents house for dinner.
    This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.
    They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
    The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort,
    thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole, the gas pains
    are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she
    decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart.
    It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the toot.
    Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriends father
    looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women's feet,
    and said in a rather stern voice, "Ginger!"

    The woman thought, "this is great!" and a big smile came across her face.
    A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.
    This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip.
    The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "dammit Ginger!"
    Once again the woman smiled and thought, "yes!"
    A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip.
    This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip with
    a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Again, the father
    looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,
    "dammit Ginger, get away from her before she
    shits all over you!"

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    Default Re: Windy.

    PMSL buhahaaaaaaaaaa

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    Absolute Classic liked this one

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