Parcel Farce

[CzarJunkie]

Some of you will already know, but for those who don't, a few years ago Detector and I used to send prank parcels to people. A little earlier Cam asked me if I still had the designs for the address labels we used and as I've dug them out for him I thought I'd post them here for anyone who wants them.

They are all Hi-Res (300ppi) and are designed to fit Avery Labels (J8168 - A5 size). And a tip, always send the parcel recorded delivery as the postman asking for a signature always adds that bit extra.

4 labels in all, grab em from here if you want em: http://www.czarjunkie.com/fexpress.rar

Here's some Lo-Res images so you know what you're getting.

Label 1

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Label 2

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Label 3

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Label 4 (One for the ladies)

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[bigdave007]

Oh boy !...... Am I gonna have me some fun.
Nice one CzarJunkie

[Cam]

your a star m8.....my mates gonna get so pissed off at me

[bigdave007]

your a star m8.....my mates gonna get so pissed off at me

You'll be billy no mates in no time!!!

[richie-rich]

lol would be an interesting trip to the post office to send those packages
might try it out on some unsuspecting ebayers

[burner1]

Excellent stuff mate.. I'm going to buy a cheap vibro and some KY from Anne Summers and send it to some dick head in my street with one of them labels on it

[maverick_15]

Excellent stuff mate.. I'm going to buy a cheap vibro and some KY from Anne Summers and send it to some dick head in my street with one of them labels on it

why bother buying anything, surely just put a weight in a box? the embarrassment of having it given to them by the postman will be enough

[whatnow]

put one of those tiny wireless cams inside if you send that locally

nice work, PalmPussy is a classic.

[Deltic3]

They're awesome m8!! I think i can feel a trip to the post office coming on for a few of my m8s!!

[Spennyboy]

hahahah very good. should be a laugh

[Jesta]

im tempted to send one to the office manager

[Clubber Lang]

They're fuckin hilarious. Gonna send one to my boss at our office address.

[AD]

Shame your gonna look like a nob taking them to the post office

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[Mr Olympia]

Kin'ell I remeber these. Brilliant.

Downloaded and ready to have some fun....

Cheers Czar.

[ElWappo]

Di-Lo inflatable sheep. Always willing to please ewe...an opus!

[Cam]

packaged it up the cds mi m8 wanted and a carrot.....hes gonna love this BUAHAHA!

[Deadly]

lmfao

someone should send one to someone near them and hide somewhere to film the reaction at the door and upload it lol

[Mario87]

nice 1 m8!! gonna have some fun with these...

[BIG-TED]

Bet the guys from Raps' shop could have a laugh with these.

[azz]

hahaha they are quality mate, gonna be some fun back at uni with these!!

cheers.