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    Default SOl Campbell Joke

    A mate sent me this:

    Phrase: "Sol Campbell"

    Context of Use: When asking someone if they are going for a drink

    Example of Usage: Are you going for a "Sol Campbell" tonight...??

    Definition: 'A quick half, then off home' (while your mates stay out and get hammered)

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    Default Re: SOl Campbell Joke

    Quality
    Maybe it should be in the Comedy Club though?


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    Default Re: SOl Campbell Joke

    Quote Originally Posted by chappers10
    Definition: 'A quick half, then off home' (while your mates stay out and get hammered)
    Fkin top joke mate

    Best humour this year

    I'm usually pretty stingy with dishing out rep, but that deserves a right good dollop

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    Default Re: SOl Campbell Joke

    lol nice one

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    Default Re: SOl Campbell Joke

    It was funnier the first time it was posted on DF.

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    Default Re: SOl Campbell Joke

    bitter much ha ha


    i like the one with your sig and the jon tickle pic thats funny as well

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    Default Re: SOl Campbell Joke

    It's better to reign in hell, than serve in heaven!

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    Quote Originally Posted by steve10574


    i like the one with your sig and the jon tickle pic thats funny as well
    Who the hell is Jon Tickle???

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    Default Re: SOl Campbell Joke

    Here let me help you out mate
    Last edited by Lighty; 5th February 2008 at 02:21 PM.

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    Default Re: SOl Campbell Joke

    still none the wiser, but they do look similar.

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    Default Re: SOl Campbell Joke

    jon tickle big brother contestant and presenter of brainiac on sky one(also bit of a tit will fit right in at cashburden)

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    Quote Originally Posted by steve10574
    jon tickle big brother contestant and presenter of brainiac on sky one
    what an obscure reference. 'Arsenal new singing looks like some bloke who is the host of a tv programme no one watches'

    Well as long as you found it funny i guess thats ok then! Each to their own i suppose.

    Whatever tickles you...

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    I thought garlic bread was the future anyway.......................

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