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    1. 20th February 2006 #1
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      Default Bit of a groaner

      An elderly couple was attending church services.
      About halfway through she leans over and says,

      "I just had a silent fart what do you think I should do?


      He replies,
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      "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
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      Default Re: Bit of a groaner

      I like it pal.
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      Default Re: Bit of a groaner

      I didn`t see that one coming
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      Default Re: Bit of a groaner

      good effort
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    5. 20th February 2006 #5
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      Default Re: Bit of a groaner

      Not bad
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