Mary had a little pig

**mummikub** · 27th February 2006

Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bast**d.

**Shambles** · 27th February 2006

nice pig

**GameKing** · 28th February 2006

nice fuckpig

**MonkeyBalls** · 28th February 2006

Don't remember mary looking like that when i was a kid! Naughty lil minx! h ehe!

**Cam** · 4th March 2006

mary had a little pig
it wouldnt stop grunting
she took it down the garden shed
and kicked the fu*king (unt in

mary had a little lamb
she kept it in a bucket
every time the lamb got out
the sheep dog tryed to............

put it back in

mary had a little lamb
she thought it rather silly
she threw it up in the air
and caught it by the.........

leg!

thats my lot as ive posted um all loads of times b 4