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    Default Gentlemens Ball Scratcher



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    Need to get to an itch in an intimate spot discreetly? The Gentleman's Ball Scratcher is just what you need!

    When you get an itch in that most awkward of spots, what's a man to do? The only problem is that while fellow blokes understand the need to have a good old scratch sometimes, the female of the species tend to be disgusted for some unknown reason. But now you don't have to suffer in silence. The Gentleman's Ball Scratcher is the sophisticated solution to this irritating issue.

    Silver plated and crafted in the shape of a delicate female hand, the Ball Scratcher is ideal for getting to those hard to reach places. Perfect for the busy make executive, it comes in a lined presentation box, which colleagues will assume holds a fancy pen or letter opener. Be discreet enough, and no one will notice where the hand is heading...

    With a nine inch handle and the benefit of five fingers (oo-er missus), the Gentleman's Ball Scratcher is guaranteed to provide the relief you need at difficult moments. Trust us, you'll wonder how you ever lived without it. The perfect tongue-in-cheek gift for the man who has everything (including an itch).

    Dishwasher safe and stain resistant.


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    Default Re: Gentlemens Ball Scratcher

    Old stuff that bert me mate.

    I even got one myself. No really I have.

    http://www.digital-forums.com/showthread.php?t=243789

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    Default Re: Gentlemens Ball Scratcher

    Quote Originally Posted by Shambles
    Old stuff that bert me mate.

    I even got one myself. No really I have.

    http://www.digital-forums.com/showthread.php?t=243789
    well has one of the prongs snagged on yer japs eye yet?

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    Default Re: Gentlemens Ball Scratcher

    a little silver hand??

    Couldn't it be a jelly hand with nice nails and a firm grip???

    Sorry, i wandered there...........

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