Do You Read Dear Deadrie?

[Nikki]

As title, was reading in the mirror today some of the stories.

I really love my gf but i went to a party and she got really drunk and me and her sister who fancied me for ages we ended up having hot sex, what do i do?

or

i am having sex with my mates mum should i tell him

some of them you cant help but laugh at but some so true.


yes i am sad but come on guys and girls do you read it?

[joelataxi]

no

[Nikki]

Thats the most quickist and straight to point reply i have had since iv been here so you aint had a little sniff

[joelataxi]

still wound about the pet hates, but still same answer.......................no

[joelataxi]

sooooooooooooooooo
thats it 100% no, close the poll :o)

[wiggi28]

no but i remember years ago bernard manning did the problem page in the daily sport
fu**ing class

[BertRoot]

Don't read papers cos they suck balls. FACT!

[Thrush]

My work mate get's the sun on a Saturday when I work. I love to read the stories!

[Simate]

No, I don't buy news papers, I'm with bertroot on this one. The wife buys them though, she sits there reading it in the evening hence why we don't talk

[CzarJunkie]

Don't read papers cos they suck balls. FACT!

Me either.

However, when I'm over at my parents they usually have a copy of 'You' magazine hanging about and I always like reading the problem page in there because it's so fukin surburban. One of the best ones went something along the lines of:

'My husband disappears into the bathroom for ages, sometimes I hold an upturned glass to the door and I can hear shallow breathing and what sounds like the pages of a magazine being turned. When he eventually appears his face is often blushed and he looks very shifty. I've also noticed odd socks appearing in the clothes basket. What should I do? I'm going out of my mind with worry. Do you think he might be having emotional problems.'

[srp5031]

yeh its good entertainment

[MsDG]

I don't really like the "Dear deardie" storys, but I do love the little "True story confessions" I remember one from years ago that nearly made me wet myself I laughed so much..

Basically it was about two scottish lads out on the pull one night (wearing kilts). The met two girls and brought them home to the bedsit. Things were going really well, they were all sitting on the bed laughing and joking. Then the one lad wanted a pee, so not wanting to show his cock as he got off the bed he decided to do this bum shuffle off the bed while holding his kilt down. When he came back to the room (after his pee) the atmospher had totally changed. Everyone was quiet and the girls were "getting thier coats". To his horror he then realised that his "bum shuffle" had left an 8 inch skidder on the top of the quilt!

[Swiss Tony]

I like the ones with the cheaters like " Dear Deadrie, last week I met this woman, shagged her and now my knobs fallen off. How do I explain this to my nyphomaniac swinging wife ?" Fuc*in must be true, it's the Sun don't you know

[Swiss Tony]

Me either.

However, when I'm over at my parents they usually have a copy of 'You' magazine hanging about and I always like reading the problem page in there because it's so fukin surburban. One of the best ones went something along the lines of:

'My husband disappears into the bathroom for ages, sometimes I hold an upturned glass to the door and I can hear shallow breathing and what sounds like the pages of a magazine being turned. When he eventually appears his face is often blushed and he looks very shifty. I've also noticed odd socks appearing in the clothes basket. What should I do? I'm going out of my mind with worry. Do you think he might be having emotional problems.'

Bejesus how quickly we forget, there was a time on here when our very own CJ had his own sub forum "Ask Uncle CJ" where he would put all your problems in perspective......Well maybe the perspective of looking through a collidascope

[MercuryRises]

Aye, it's about the only bit of the Mirror that I do read. I like to laugh at people less fortunate than me.

[micko69]

i love the problem pages!

best one i ever read was in the star and this fella was going out with a mother and her daughter, monday to thursday he lived with the mum and friday to sunday he stayed with the daughter.

the man didnt have a job and they supplied him with all his spending money!

quality life!

[Crags]

Problem pages are world class - proper good stuff.

[Pegasus]

best one i ever read was in the star and this fella was going out with a mother and her daughter, monday to thursday he lived with the mum and friday to sunday he stayed with the daughter.

the man didnt have a job and they supplied him with all his spending money!

You bastard, I told you that letter was private

[BertRoot]

You bastard, I told you that letter was private

It is funny Peg cos you were the first thing that jumped into my mind when I read this. ;-)

[-G-Man-]

I don't really like the "Dear deardie" storys, but I do love the little "True story confessions" I remember one from years ago that nearly made me wet myself I laughed so much..

Basically it was about two scottish lads out on the pull one night (wearing kilts). The met two girls and brought them home to the bedsit. Things were going really well, they were all sitting on the bed laughing and joking. Then the one lad wanted a pee, so not wanting to show his cock as he got off the bed he decided to do this bum shuffle off the bed while holding his kilt down. When he came back to the room (after his pee) the atmospher had totally changed. Everyone was quiet and the girls were "getting thier coats". To his horror he then realised that his "bum shuffle" had left an 8 inch skidder on the top of the quilt!

Admit it, You didnt read this did you DG. This is an actually memory you have from your college days.