Just sitting at my desk......

**Swiss Tony** · 9th March 2006

..........When I sneezed, snotted all over the screen ! ..... Then I though hold on a mo thats never happenned before, so heres a pole to see who else has had this unfortunate thing happened to them !

**BertRoot** · 9th March 2006

Originally Posted by Swiss Tony

..........When I sneezed, snotted all ove rthe screen ! ..... Then I though hold on a mo thats never happenned before, so heres a pole to see who else has had this unfortunate thing happened to them !

Amateur. Its what screens were made for, i.e, to save the poor cunt sat in front of you catching the Black Death.

**copey123** · 9th March 2006

No unfortunately not. Last night however, i managed to somehow lodge a crunchy nut cornflake between the E and R keys on my keyboard meaning i couldn't type as it would shatter into many smaller pieces which would be stuck in the depths of the keyboard forever. It required delicate tweezer work to eventually remove. True story.

**bmuk** · 9th March 2006

Originally Posted by copey123

No unfortunately not. Last night however, i managed to somehow lodge a crunchy nut cornflake between the E and R keys on my keyboard meaning i couldn't type as it would shatter into many smaller pieces which would be stuck in the depths of the keyboard forever. It required delicate tweezer work to eventually remove. True story.

so true!

**GhettoMoose** · 9th March 2006

Now being quite a large male my sneezing is magnified by the fact ive got a hell o f a lot of fluid floating around, and a sneeze can project whats in my mouth and nose at an alarming rate.

I have learnt never to use my hand, as it get coated, not to aim directly for the screen, as i'd knock me sick cleaning the flem corn flakes and the seeds from this morning granery bread from off my TFT,

So now i keep a stella Artois cotton mat under my keyboard and try to manouver my keyboard out the way so the mat can take the liquid being propelled at it.

I'd imagine my sneeze is nothing short of this...